1. "Watch the parents freak out when I go Lewinsky all over this microphone."
2. ♪“You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline/Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes/Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs.” ♪
3. ♪ “Well, I’ve f**ked a sheep and I’ve f**ked a goat/I rammed my c**k right down its throat/So what, so what, you boring little c**t.” ♪
4. "London Bridge Is Falling Down" was removed from the program when Becky's mom objected on the basis that "a 'London Bridge' is when two girls are being done doggy style, facing each other and making out while the two men high five each other." and "how dare you expose pre-schoolers to such filth."
5. ♪"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!" ♪
6. ♪You can suck all the dick you want/ And still be a virgin ... Mary! ♪
7. "And now, at the request of our PhysEd Teacher Ms. Brubaker, a medley of k.d. lang and Melissa Etheridge songs."
8. ♪ “I knew a house cleaner named Betty Jo/Took her to my home and she vacuumed the floor/The girl got fastidious and I tell you more/She was down on her knees regulatin’ the flow.” ♪
9. "And now, in honor of Senator Clinton's visit, a medley of k.d. lang and Melissa Etheridge songs."
10. I like big butts and I can not lie...
Americana, of course. Lyrics 2, 3, & 8 ripped from the Blender.