1. Rejected by SOTG and Submariner, Bruce was forced to arrive at Avalon Manor with an inflatable prom date.2. His music career in ashes, George Michael resorts to ventirloquism.
3. The search for an edgier Kellogg's Frosted Flakes mascot was dismally unsuccesful.
4. Hooters tried to launch an equivalent chain targeted at the gay market, but couldn't find venture capital for Baskets.
5. Eventually, Bruce's delusional relationship with "Rick" ended suddenly when they decided to get matching nipple piercings.
Best of KisPer
Will Farrell's career hits rock bottom.
Best of Submariner
When did George Michael start dating Elton John?
Best of The Man
The keynote speaker at the 2008 DNC drew a standing ovation.
Best of The Man
Many questions arose about Andrew Sullivan's date at the 2006 YearlyKos Convention, like why he had no teeth.
Best of Submariner
Ain't that cute? They BOTH have mascarra'd-on chest hair...
Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir was disgusted; "I guess I have to design ANOTHER outfit for the 08 Olympics, now..."
Best of Submariner
Siegfried's act just isn't quite, but you got to hand it to him for trying to "fill the void" since Roy's accident.
6. "You Jane... Me 'Questioning'"
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It wasn't long before theme wedding chapels in Massachussetts were giving those in Las Vegas a run for their money.
Shiite militants stormed the fashion show and beheaded the models to avenge the insult to Ahmadinejad.
Will Farrell's career hits rock bottom.
-KisPer
We are gonna kick butt in the upcoming
wrestling match with the Wedgie Twins
two pics down. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
In high school his nickname was "Phil McCracken."
When did George Michael start dating Elton John?
Revealed At Last! The double-super-secret hazing rituals of the Metrosexual fraternity Yabba-Dabba-Nu.
Sad thing is, the millitary is so desperate for fresh recruits, they both head off to boot camp tomorrow.
The keynote speaker at the 2008 DNC drew a standing ovation.
Many questions arose about Andrew Sullivan's date at the 2006 YearlyKos Convention, like why he had no teeth.
Ain't that cute? They BOTH have mascarra'd-on chest hair...
Much to his chagrin, Bruce would learn from Joan Rivers that the "fact" of horizontal stripes making you look wider was only an urban legend...
ORA:
On the left - Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless.
On the right - Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.
Johnny Weir was disgusted; "I guess I have to design ANOTHER outfit for the 08 Olympics, now..."
"Will Farrell's career hits rock bottom.
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I don't know. This looks like quality fare compared to his last few movie roles.
Siegfried's act just isn't quite, but you got to hand it to him for trying to "fill the void" since Roy's accident.
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