1. 'Toys for Tots' had to expel both of Hillary's interns.2. "We still get to keep our titles, right Mr. Trump?"
3. "I'd say the Gillette Fusion definitely does a better job than the Mach 3."
4. "We're naughty, and we get presents. It's win-win!"
5. "Wait a minute," Frank IBC said. "If these are my prom dates, where did they send the fat, shirtless Santa Claus?"
6. "Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you happy to see us. Oh, it is a candy cane. Sorry to bug you Mr. Sullivan. Yeah, up yours, too."
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Hey look!... They made a Swiss Colony Holiday Beef Log appear in my pants!"
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I thought you were supposed to search for Christmas money inside the card.
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We call this one: "Why Santa Spends So Much Time At The Delta Pi Sorority House"
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Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
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Nikki got confused by the instructions in the photo booth: "to continue taking photographs, please place $1.00 into slot".
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... the girls the Duke LeCrosse team WANTED to hire for the party, but stupid David just had to be a cheap skate and get the other ones. Thanks a lot Dave ...
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This year's card was special: Merry Christmas everyone, and fuck you Kevin. Love,Britney
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How the Grinch Snatched Christmas!
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The Christmas edition of the Shave Your Junk Podcast was much better received...
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Code Pink tries to increase membership with a new "anti-bush" posters.
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Joy usually felt Merry on the Thursday before Christmas.
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♪HA-LE-LU-JAH!♪
Hope always found a way to help Joy hit the high notes in the Christmas Cantata...
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Off...off Broadway production of "Oh HO ly Night!" by the Vagina Monologs, featured a wHOle HOst of heavenly bodies singing "Piece on Earth" and "I Came Upon a Midnight Clear".
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Inviromentally contious Joy and Hope decided to "save a tree" this year by enjoying a little christmas bush, instead.
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Joy and Holly were stopped by White House security when they tried to pass for the Bush twins.
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♪It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!♪
45 comments:
"Have yourself a furry little Christmas..."
And yet again I'm drawn into V's "learn to type with one hand" posting.
OK guys, no "Hoe Hoe Hoe" caps on these Smelly Santa Hookers, kay?
I'd say she just found Victoria's secret.
...and I heard him exclam
as he rode out of sight:
"Forget fat Misses Claus,
I'm being naughty tonight!"
That's an awful lot of squinting at the lil' black-and-white pics... May be time for glasses.
inspired by "son of the godfather" and a Zen master:
Is that the sound of one hand clapping?
Sorry honey, but get your hand off of Subby's Christmas Candi...
SOTG, our pron dates are here!
(And yes, I meant to spell it that way.)
It's the damnedest thing; I hung out red silk stockings this year instead of the traditional decorated sock and look what Santa filled 'em with!
Hey look!... They made a Swiss Colony Holiday Beef Log appear in my pants!"
That reminds me... When are you supposed to start stuffing the turkey for Christmas dinner?
I have to object to this one. Where are the Kwanza and Hanuka babes?
I thought you were supposed to search for Christmas money inside the card.
Mornin' Sub... Loved the "pron dates" ref! :)
We call this one: "Why Santa Spends So Much Time At The Delta Pi Sorority House"
ORA:
If these ones are related to the Romulan-Spy Elf from last year, I pledge allegience to the Empire.
Careful guys, these are what we call "beer-goggle" girls... The forms you actually wake up with (when you're sober) are in the picture below.
3 words:
Holiday.
Fembots.
Rule.
Excerpt from Dr.Seuss's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"...
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
If "Christmas" is the babe on the right, well, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
V. - trust ol' Subby on this one! 18 potential HBT entries begin at http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgStory?contentId=6269364
Nikki got confused by the instructions in the photo booth: "to continue taking photographs, please place $1.00 into slot".
... let your fingers do the walking it's a snap...
Nikki and Terri, attached at the lips!
WOW!! Son Of Godfather! 13 Caps and Counting!!! I guess this picture really touched a warm, moist, inner fleshy place for you too!!!
... the girls the Duke LeCrosse team WANTED to hire for the party, but stupid David just had to be a cheap skate and get the other ones. Thanks a lot Dave ...
Oh My God! That's the chick that cleans my teeth! I always wondered why her hands always smelled, well, a bit funky!!!
Given the popularity of the Panthers' lesbian cheerleaders, NFL teams that have to play on Christmas Day are planning on unveiling special routines from their cheerleading squads.
This year's card was special: Merry Christmas everyone, and fuck you Kevin.
Love,
Britney
How the Grinch Snatched Christmas!
Naughty. Naughty. Nice. Very Nice. Bad. Oh so bad. Wicked. Totally Wicked. Swwweeeet!
I don't care. I'll keep doing this until I need contacts!
"They are beautiful!" Andrew Sullivan gasped. "Where did you find that outfit, and do they come in my size!"
I can't believe there isn't a Sullivan caption yet.
OR
Looks like Christmas came early for me. Time to unwrap my gifts.
The Christmas edition of the Shave Your Junk Podcast was much better received...
"...on the fist day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeee..."
Code Pink tries to increase membership with a new "anti-bush" posters.
So...is it really better to give than receive?
Joy usually felt Merry on the Thursday before Christmas.
♪HA-LE-LU-JAH!♪
Hope always found a way to help Joy hit the high notes in the Christmas Cantata...
Unwrapping your present a bit early, aren't you Hope?
Off...off Broadway production of "Oh HO ly Night!" by the Vagina Monologs, featured a wHOle HOst of heavenly bodies singing "Piece on Earth" and "I Came Upon a Midnight Clear".
Inviromentally contious Joy and Hope decided to "save a tree" this year by enjoying a little christmas bush, instead.
Joy and Holly were stopped by White House security when they tried to pass for the Bush twins.
"I may be blonde, but somehow I don't think this is going to work until I find a potty!"
♪It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!♪
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