Thursday, December 21, 2006

Merry Cooter-Fondling Christmas

1. 'Toys for Tots' had to expel both of Hillary's interns.

2. "We still get to keep our titles, right Mr. Trump?"

3. "I'd say the Gillette Fusion definitely does a better job than the Mach 3."

4. "We're naughty, and we get presents. It's win-win!"

5. "Wait a minute," Frank IBC said. "If these are my prom dates, where did they send the fat, shirtless Santa Claus?"

6. "Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you happy to see us. Oh, it is a candy cane. Sorry to bug you Mr. Sullivan. Yeah, up yours, too."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hey look!... They made a Swiss Colony Holiday Beef Log appear in my pants!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I thought you were supposed to search for Christmas money inside the card.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
We call this one: "Why Santa Spends So Much Time At The Delta Pi Sorority House"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"

Best of sonicfrog
Nikki got confused by the instructions in the photo booth: "to continue taking photographs, please place $1.00 into slot".

Best of sonicfrog
... the girls the Duke LeCrosse team WANTED to hire for the party, but stupid David just had to be a cheap skate and get the other ones. Thanks a lot Dave ...

Best of Adjustah
This year's card was special: Merry Christmas everyone, and fuck you Kevin. Love,Britney

Best of Occasional Reader
How the Grinch Snatched Christmas!

Best of Adjustah
The Christmas edition of the Shave Your Junk Podcast was much better received...

Best of jbinnout
Code Pink tries to increase membership with a new "anti-bush" posters.

Best of divine miss m
Joy usually felt Merry on the Thursday before Christmas.

Best of Submariner
♪HA-LE-LU-JAH!♪
Hope always found a way to help Joy hit the high notes in the Christmas Cantata...

Best of jbinnout
Off...off Broadway production of "Oh HO ly Night!" by the Vagina Monologs, featured a wHOle HOst of heavenly bodies singing "Piece on Earth" and "I Came Upon a Midnight Clear".

Best of jbinnout
Inviromentally contious Joy and Hope decided to "save a tree" this year by enjoying a little christmas bush, instead.

Best of jbinnout
Joy and Holly were stopped by White House security when they tried to pass for the Bush twins.

Best of Submariner
♪It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!♪

45 comments:

Occasional Reader said...

"Have yourself a furry little Christmas..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

And yet again I'm drawn into V's "learn to type with one hand" posting.

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK guys, no "Hoe Hoe Hoe" caps on these Smelly Santa Hookers, kay?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd say she just found Victoria's secret.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and I heard him exclam
as he rode out of sight:
"Forget fat Misses Claus,
I'm being naughty tonight!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

That's an awful lot of squinting at the lil' black-and-white pics... May be time for glasses.

Big Daddy said...

inspired by "son of the godfather" and a Zen master:

Is that the sound of one hand clapping?

Submariner said...

Sorry honey, but get your hand off of Subby's Christmas Candi...

Submariner said...

SOTG, our pron dates are here!



(And yes, I meant to spell it that way.)

Submariner said...

It's the damnedest thing; I hung out red silk stockings this year instead of the traditional decorated sock and look what Santa filled 'em with!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey look!... They made a Swiss Colony Holiday Beef Log appear in my pants!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

That reminds me... When are you supposed to start stuffing the turkey for Christmas dinner?

Anonymous said...

I have to object to this one. Where are the Kwanza and Hanuka babes?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought you were supposed to search for Christmas money inside the card.

Mornin' Sub... Loved the "pron dates" ref! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

We call this one: "Why Santa Spends So Much Time At The Delta Pi Sorority House"

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
If these ones are related to the Romulan-Spy Elf from last year, I pledge allegience to the Empire.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Careful guys, these are what we call "beer-goggle" girls... The forms you actually wake up with (when you're sober) are in the picture below.

Son Of The Godfather said...

3 words:

Holiday.
Fembots.
Rule.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Excerpt from Dr.Seuss's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"...

Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"


If "Christmas" is the babe on the right, well, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

Submariner said...

V. - trust ol' Subby on this one! 18 potential HBT entries begin at http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgStory?contentId=6269364

sonicfrog said...

Nikki got confused by the instructions in the photo booth: "to continue taking photographs, please place $1.00 into slot".

sonicfrog said...

... let your fingers do the walking it's a snap...

sonicfrog said...

Nikki and Terri, attached at the lips!

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sonicfrog said...

WOW!! Son Of Godfather! 13 Caps and Counting!!! I guess this picture really touched a warm, moist, inner fleshy place for you too!!!

sonicfrog said...

... the girls the Duke LeCrosse team WANTED to hire for the party, but stupid David just had to be a cheap skate and get the other ones. Thanks a lot Dave ...

sonicfrog said...

Oh My God! That's the chick that cleans my teeth! I always wondered why her hands always smelled, well, a bit funky!!!

Anonymous said...

Given the popularity of the Panthers' lesbian cheerleaders, NFL teams that have to play on Christmas Day are planning on unveiling special routines from their cheerleading squads.

Anonymous said...

This year's card was special: Merry Christmas everyone, and fuck you Kevin.
Love,
Britney

Occasional Reader said...

How the Grinch Snatched Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Naughty. Naughty. Nice. Very Nice. Bad. Oh so bad. Wicked. Totally Wicked. Swwweeeet!

I don't care. I'll keep doing this until I need contacts!

Kevin Walker said...

"They are beautiful!" Andrew Sullivan gasped. "Where did you find that outfit, and do they come in my size!"

I can't believe there isn't a Sullivan caption yet.

OR

Looks like Christmas came early for me. Time to unwrap my gifts.

Anonymous said...

The Christmas edition of the Shave Your Junk Podcast was much better received...

Anonymous said...

"...on the fist day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeee..."

jbinnout said...

Code Pink tries to increase membership with a new "anti-bush" posters.

jbinnout said...

So...is it really better to give than receive?

divine miss m said...

Joy usually felt Merry on the Thursday before Christmas.

Submariner said...

HA-LE-LU-JAH!
Hope always found a way to help Joy hit the high notes in the Christmas Cantata...

Submariner said...

Unwrapping your present a bit early, aren't you Hope?

jbinnout said...

Off...off Broadway production of "Oh HO ly Night!" by the Vagina Monologs, featured a wHOle HOst of heavenly bodies singing "Piece on Earth" and "I Came Upon a Midnight Clear".

jbinnout said...

Inviromentally contious Joy and Hope decided to "save a tree" this year by enjoying a little christmas bush, instead.

jbinnout said...

Joy and Holly were stopped by White House security when they tried to pass for the Bush twins.

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

"I may be blonde, but somehow I don't think this is going to work until I find a potty!"

Submariner said...

♪It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!♪