Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Meanwhile, Back at the Wrong Side of the Tracks

1. The brakes were sabotaged, the train had left the station. Now all Hillary needed to make herself 'the Widow Clinton' and ride to the White House on a wave of public sympathy was... the perfect bait.

2. For a split second, Sullivan was afraid he had been cured of The Gay. Then, he realized the electric feeling in his thighs was just exactly how those sheer, beautiful stockings would feel on his freshly shaven legs.

3. "So, Jenna. Tell us more about your time at the Hobo Camp."

4. Sheena's lack of clarity on the concept of "Catching the Next Train Out of Town" ultimately cost her her life.

5. Obviously, those tracks are HO scale.

Best of Submariner
Twas a sad day - Amy and Stephanie argued over whether these were "deer" or "moose" tracks right up until the train hit 'em...

Best of Silhouette
Must be sweeps week at Thomas the Tank Engine.

Best of The Little Engine
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Sexy, yes... But will "smelly, train-engineer hooker" ever catch on?

Best of Submariner
So, if SOTG takes the east bound track at 45 kph and V. the K takes the south bound track at 60 mph, at what time will they jointly realize that Subby stayed put and had a MUCH better time?

Best of evariste
If this is the wrong side of the tracks, I don't want to be right!

Best of evariste
Suddenly, Senator Clinton's enthusiasm for riding John McCain's Straight Talk Express was renewed.

Best of jbinnout
Well, ain't she fit to be tied.

Best of Anonymous
Sure the tracks spread apart at that intersection but the train plowed right through the center.

Best of prince of leaves
Brangelina's "Atlas Shrugged" miniseries wasn't strictly faithful to the book, but it drew millions of men into Objectivism just the same.

Best of evariste
"Oh, no! I missed the pussy train!"

32 comments:

Submariner said...

Twas a sad day - Amy and Stephanie argued over whether these were "deer" or "moose" tracks right up until the train hit 'em...

Submariner said...

Hey Subby; wanna "railroad" me?

Submariner said...

Kinda gives new meaning to "riding the rails" now, doesn't it?

Silhouette said...

Must be sweeps week at Thomas the Tank Engine.

The Little Engine said...

I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Something keeps pulling me back to this site... Seems to happen every Wednesday or Thursday... Not sure what it is...

(And I think "little engine's" cap is pretty damn excellent!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Big boys like train sets for Christmas too.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh... THAT'S what Little Eva meant by "do the locomotion"!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sexy, yes... But will "smelly, train-engineer hooker" ever catch on?

Submariner said...

So, if SOTG takes the east bound track at 45 kph and V. the K takes the south bound track at 60 mph, at what time will they jointly realize that Subby stayed put and had a MUCH better time?

Submariner said...

Why Miss M! You look Divine without your mud-suit...

Submariner said...

B&O for $200? I kinda don't think so, SOTG. Now pay up for my "Park Place."

Submariner said...

Und now is the time at Schprockets vhen ve train...
Hand me my vhip, und beg.

Anonymous said...

Heard on Bob the Builder:

"Can we boink her?"

"Yes we can!!"

divine miss m said...

Within 10 minutes of discovering her alone in the cold, Submariner had her purring so loudly it set off his allergies.

evariste said...

If this is the wrong side of the tracks, I don't want to be right!

evariste said...

Now that's what I call a whistle stop!

evariste said...

Suddenly, Senator Clinton's enthusiasm for riding John McCain's Straight Talk Express was renewed.

Chrees said...

Two rails diverged in a valley, and I—
I took the one most traveled by,
Ehhhh... I've had better, but damn it was still fun.

jeff said...

If those are HO scale tracks, I want to know where I can buy that figure for my layout...

Anonymous said...

The junkie tried to use the long gloves to cover up the needle marks on her arms but the train tracks were too much.

jbinnout said...

Well, ain't she fit to be tied.

jbinnout said...

After finishing second in America's Next Top Model, Candy took Tyra's advice and went back into training.

jbinnout said...

Victoria Secret's cure for those Folsome Prison Blues.

Straight8 said...

The engineer didn't see through Sundance's disguise until it was too late.

Anonymous said...

Sure the tracks spread apart at that intersection but the train plowed right through the center.

Submariner said...

Almost lunchtime, and all I can think about is eatin' at the "Y"
Thanks V...

prince of leaves said...

Brangelina's "Atlas Shrugged" miniseries wasn't strictly faithful to the book, but it drew millions of men into Objectivism just the same.

CJ said...

How long is that cat gonna keep shooting at me?

Van Helsing said...

Pictures like this can really derail your train of thought.

evariste said...

"Oh, no! I missed the pussy train!"

Rodney Dill said...

Sorta gives a new meaning to 'laying tracks.'