Thursday, December 28, 2006

Last Thursday Babe of '06

1. ORA If Assignment Earth had gone to series, we could have looked forward to Teri Garr regularly applying stern discipline to Gary Seven.

2. "You want humiliation, worm? OK, let me send you to Iraq and let you dine alone in a crowded mess hall."

3. "Jack, Janet, Mr. Roper says you've both been very, very naughty."

4. "What do you mean Santa ran off to Fire Island with a barely legal elf?"

5. First rule to escaping the Kennedy Compound: Find a weapon, any weapon!

6. Senator Clinton was overjoyed with her Christmas Sapphic Saturnalia present: "Thank you, Nancy. It's just what I've always wanted."

7. "Aw, Mom, Dominatrix Barbie was so-o-o-o 2005. I wanted the DVDA Barbie with expanding orifices."

8. Worms, you did not re-elect SondraK as Conservative Blogress Diva and now you must be punished.

9. "Dude, Make your move now. She looks vulnerable."

10. Oh, yeah. Like Hef is just gonna leave out cookies and milk like everybody else.

Best of The Man
Since there is no hot chick there to do it. I volunteer to stick my hand down her pants.

Best of sonicfrog
Looks like someone's going to be flogging in the New Year.

Best of sonicfrog
♫ These shoes are *ouch* made for *ouch* walking *ouch*....♫

Best of Capt. Queeg
Bonus Question: Identify the number of boxes wrapped in black ribbon.

Best of Submariner
Welcome to V. the K.'s "Crop This!"

Best of Submariner
Ms Letourneau prepares for the Phys Ed hour...

Best of Submariner
Rosie giggled, "Thank Gaia! It's EXACTLY what I wanted for the Winter Solstice!"
Then Barbara explained she was for 'The Donald.'

Best of Adjustah
Excuse me, Miss? You dropped your 'Free Hugs' sign...


HT. Submariner. Source: FoxNews

22 comments:

sonicfrog said...
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Anonymous said...

Since there is no hot chick there to do it. I volunteer to stick my hand down her pants.

sonicfrog said...

Finding Gaius Baltar a more difficult nut to crack than they thought, the Cylons decided to take a more "interesting" approach.... either that, or rating for the show are down!

sonicfrog said...

WOW! The carrot AND the stick!!!

sonicfrog said...

Cyberdyne readies the new Sexbot line for 2007.

(Haven't done a sexbot reference in quite a while)

sonicfrog said...

How Nancy Pelosi plans to enforce ethical discipline during her tenure as Majority Leader.

sonicfrog said...

Looks like someone's going to be flogging in the New Year.

sonicfrog said...

Mom? Is that YOU???

sonicfrog said...

Victoria will do anything to protect her secrets... and I mean ANYTHING!!!

sonicfrog said...

♫ These shoes are *ouch* made for *ouch* walking *ouch*....♫

Capt. Queeg said...

Bonus Question:

Identify the number of boxes wrapped in black ribbon.

divine miss m said...

Holly was having so much fun at Submariner's that she skipped the scheduled photo shoot with Joy and Merry.

Submariner said...

DMM - don't I wish? But I don't think the Admiral would be too happy to find her in the crew's quarters...

Submariner said...

Nice box. And the presents are a nice touch too.

jeff said...

"Snap the photo already - this thong is riding up my butt!"

Submariner said...

Welcome to V. the K.'s "Crop This!"

Submariner said...

Ms Letourneau prepares for the Phys Ed hour...




v word - pfuff

Submariner said...

Rosie giggled, "Thank Gaia! It's EXACTLY what I wanted for the Winter Solstice!"
Then Barbara explained she was for 'The Donald.'

Adjustah said...

Excuse me, Miss? You dropped your 'Free Hugs' sign...

Submariner said...

I wouldn't even mind helping her queef. I'm just saying...

Submariner said...

'Ow To Speak Awstraylian;
Desert

Anonymous said...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.