Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Inanimate Object Week Continues


1. Insert PULLED FROM SULLIVAN'S ASS Joke [Here]

2. In an adjacent exhibit, piles of small baby harp seals.

3. You didn't hear any of the midget baseball players whine like those prima donna imams when these were confiscated.

4. Delivery for the LAPD

5. The clue bats are ready. Bring on the liberals.

Best of The Man
Delta Airlines Minature Bat Day at Logan Airport was such a hit that a Box Cutter Day has already been setup.

Best of The Man
"Please place mini-bats in checked baggage or Andrew Sullivan's ass"

Best of Rodney Dill
The bats did come in second, but unfortunately for them, Al Gore won inanimate object week.

Best of Jonathan
"Why, yes, there ARE two San Francisco Giants players in this year's MLB All-Star game. How did you know?"

Best of Silhouette
The weirdest thing is that there's guano in the bottom of the case now.

Best of Silhouette
Guess how many bats; win a free strip search!

HT: Franco IBC
Source: Here Ya Go

12 comments:

The Man said...

Delta Airlines Minature Bat Day at Logan Airport was such a hit that a Box Cutter Day has already been setup.

The Man said...

Minneapolis airport officials pass out bats to beat muslims.

The Man said...

"Please place mini-bats in checked baggage or Andrew Sullivan's ass"

Zeke said...

after guns were outlawed a surprising number of people took up baseball after work.

Rodney Dill said...

The bats did come in second, but unfortunately for them, Al Gore won inanimate object week.

Anonymous said...

The sign on the glass says "In case of emergency break glass with bat"

Rodney Dill said...

The Brewer's always have "Free Bat Day" whenever the White Sox come to visit.

Jonathan said...

"Why, yes, there ARE two San Francisco Giants players in this year's MLB All-Star game. How did you know?"

Silhouette said...

The weirdest thing is that there's guano in the bottom of the case now.

Silhouette said...

Guess how many bats; win a free strip search!

Rodney Dill said...

Because you just never know when you'll be accosted by a plague of 'Racing Sausages."

Anonymous said...

"You should have seen this last week when the Hanson brothers came through here..."