1. As evidenced by this recent documentary, the Chi-Coms continue to gloss over Tiananmen Square.2. Fringed boots, short shorts, and a retractable dome hat, coming soon to a teenaged slut near you.
3. Modern Asian War Protesters don't set themselves on fire, but they are totally hot.
4. "See, girls, if you get lost in Chappaqua, just ask the neighbors. They know where to point ye."
5. "We Ho! We Ho! It's off to work we go."
Best of jeff
"Lori Petty? Who is Lori Petty?"
Best of The Man
I'll take a #23 with a side of VD.
Best of Submariner
After a quick look, I don't think Bob Hope would have sung "T'anks For The Mammaries" to 'em.
Best of Submariner
Girl in white; "So I'm recluiting fol L'il Kim gloupies - cute unifolms, a bed or twenty to sreep on and arr the Kolean "sausage" you can eat dairy; must keep dear reader's tloops happy..."
Best of divine miss m
In Detroit, that outfit would be accessorized with a lamp post and a public defender.
Best of joe schmedlap
No Mr Kerry you not "trop beaucoup" and I dont know why you insist that I say you are!! Now return to your table for one.
Best of Joe
"We wear hubcaps as hats for the convenience of our customers. That way, they have a place to set their beers while we're working."
AM Mora Y Leon sent me this. Say thank you, everyone.
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Ah said 'chicken coups' not 'coupin' chicks', Mistah Thai tour guide! But them's shor' mighty fine tank girls.
"Lori Petty? Who is Lori Petty?"
"So, Tank Soldier, I hear you got plenty big gun..."
I'll take a #23 with a side of VD.
Maybe the military getting all soft and feminine isn't a bad thing.
I dunno, I always get hungry about an hour after eating Asian...
After a quick look, I don't think Bob Hope would have sung "T'anks For The Mammaries" to 'em.
Girl in white; "So I'm recluiting fol L'il Kim gloupies - cute unifolms, a bed or twenty to sreep on and arr the Kolean "sausage" you can eat dairy; must keep dear reader's tloops happy..."
In Detroit, that outfit would be accessorized with a lamp post and a public defender.
No Mr Kerry you not "too beaucoup" and I dont know why you insist that I say you are!! Now return to your table for one.
Senator Kerry, nice to see you again. Tell us again about your swiftboats and purple hearts?
"Who you call smerry pilate hookah!?"
"We where hubcaps as hats for the convenience of our customers. That way, they have a place to set their beers while we're working."
Tanks for the Mammalries!!!
...because of their tendency to break out in song and dance at the drop of a hat, the South Korean genetecists have nicknamed this batch of clones the "Brittney Spores".
"One... Singurar Sensation..."
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