Thursday, December 28, 2006

I May Have Lied

1. As evidenced by this recent documentary, the Chi-Coms continue to gloss over Tiananmen Square.

2. Fringed boots, short shorts, and a retractable dome hat, coming soon to a teenaged slut near you.

3. Modern Asian War Protesters don't set themselves on fire, but they are totally hot.

4. "See, girls, if you get lost in Chappaqua, just ask the neighbors. They know where to point ye."

5. "We Ho! We Ho! It's off to work we go."

Best of jeff
"Lori Petty? Who is Lori Petty?"

Best of The Man
I'll take a #23 with a side of VD.

Best of Submariner
After a quick look, I don't think Bob Hope would have sung "T'anks For The Mammaries" to 'em.

Best of Submariner
Girl in white; "So I'm recluiting fol L'il Kim gloupies - cute unifolms, a bed or twenty to sreep on and arr the Kolean "sausage" you can eat dairy; must keep dear reader's tloops happy..."

Best of divine miss m
In Detroit, that outfit would be accessorized with a lamp post and a public defender.

Best of joe schmedlap
No Mr Kerry you not "trop beaucoup" and I dont know why you insist that I say you are!! Now return to your table for one.

Best of Joe
"We wear hubcaps as hats for the convenience of our customers. That way, they have a place to set their beers while we're working."



AM Mora Y Leon sent me this. Say thank you, everyone.

15 comments:

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Ah said 'chicken coups' not 'coupin' chicks', Mistah Thai tour guide! But them's shor' mighty fine tank girls.

jeff said...

"Lori Petty? Who is Lori Petty?"

"So, Tank Soldier, I hear you got plenty big gun..."

Anonymous said...

I'll take a #23 with a side of VD.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the military getting all soft and feminine isn't a bad thing.

Submariner said...

I dunno, I always get hungry about an hour after eating Asian...

Submariner said...

After a quick look, I don't think Bob Hope would have sung "T'anks For The Mammaries" to 'em.

Submariner said...

Girl in white; "So I'm recluiting fol L'il Kim gloupies - cute unifolms, a bed or twenty to sreep on and arr the Kolean "sausage" you can eat dairy; must keep dear reader's tloops happy..."

divine miss m said...

In Detroit, that outfit would be accessorized with a lamp post and a public defender.

Anonymous said...

No Mr Kerry you not "too beaucoup" and I dont know why you insist that I say you are!! Now return to your table for one.

Adjustah said...

Senator Kerry, nice to see you again. Tell us again about your swiftboats and purple hearts?

Adjustah said...

"Who you call smerry pilate hookah!?"

Joe said...

"We where hubcaps as hats for the convenience of our customers. That way, they have a place to set their beers while we're working."

sonicfrog said...

Tanks for the Mammalries!!!

sonicfrog said...

...because of their tendency to break out in song and dance at the drop of a hat, the South Korean genetecists have nicknamed this batch of clones the "Brittney Spores".

Rodney Dill said...

"One... Singurar Sensation..."