Sunday, December 03, 2006

I Just Went and Fudged Yo' Momma


At Sully's Chocolates, we pack more fudge into our product than all of our competitors combined.

Best of Van Helsing
There's no such thing as "2 big" as far as Sully's concerned.

Best of jeff
"What do you mean they're supposed to be eaten? Gross!" - Andrew Sullivan

Best of racerboy
"For once, a large package doesn't disappoint" Andrew thought to himself.

Best of prince of leaves
Be safe: eat it with the wrapper on.

Best of prince of leaves
You'll really enjoy the thick, creamy filling.

Best of prince of leaves
Reversing stereotypes, Mr. 2 Big Fudge was only half the size of Mr. 2 Big Vanilla.

Best of Targetpractice
'Ow to speak Michael Moore: "light snack."

Best of Rodney Dill
I quickly turned and walked away, as momma had always told me to avoid gaybars.


HT: Divine the Miss M.

15 comments:

Van Helsing said...

There's no such thing as "2 big" as far as Sully's concerned.

jeff said...

Andrew Sullivan's favorite candy.

Andrew Sullivan: "What do you mean they're supposed to be eaten?"

divine miss m said...

ORA:

Sully-san thank you; the best his life; now die happy.

racerboy said...

Dear ole 'Sully buys 'em like he uses 'em - a box at a time...

racerboy said...

If you spend the extra money for Mr. 2 Big, a cigarette is included for afterwards...

racerboy said...

"For once, a large package doesn't disappoint" Andrew thought to himself.

prince of leaves said...

Be safe: eat it with the wrapper on.

price of leaves said...

For external use only.

prince of leaves said...

You'll really enjoy the thick, creamy filling.

prince of leaves said...

Reversing stereotypes, Mr. 2 Big Fudge was only half the size of Mr. 2 Big Vanilla.

Anonymous said...

` Once you go vanilla, you'll always crave a thrilla....

Targetpractice said...

This is what Michael Moore refers to as a "light snack."

floranista said...

Mr. "2 Big" had some splainin' to do after they discoved his penis enlargement pump...

Rodney Dill said...

I quickly turned and walked away, as momma had always told me to avoid gaybars.

Rodney Dill said...

...but still looking for Mr. Goodbar