Friday, December 29, 2006

Hot For Teacher - The Motion Picture


1. "My breasts think Debra Lafave and Mary Letourneau got a raw deal. What do you think, Billy?"

2. "Billy, I see by your button you're an Anarchist, too. Don't you think Age of Consent laws are a tool of societal oppression?"

3. "Welcome to the California Public Schools. We'll start today's lesson by ridiculing your parents' values, and then we'll spend the next nine weeks pretending to be Muslims."

4. "Extra credit if I let you shave my junk? Okeedokee!"

5. "No thanks, Ms Hoover. The wrestling team says you could bake bread in that poossie."

6. "Oh, so it's Mrs. Fualaau now. Whatever, anyway, wanna meet back at my folks's place for a little AfterSchool Special?

7. "Um, Ms. Hoover, I'm in chorale and the drama club, and I'm aceing home ec. Do I have to draw you a freakin' picture?"

8. "Mr. Gibson, the correct term of address is 'Ms. Weinburg,' not 'Kike-Bitch.'"

9. "Really, Mrs. Hoover. And when did you first realize underwear were just an instrument of male white corporate oppression?"

10. Billy was too mesmerized by her breasts to warn her about the flying jellyfish.

Best of Submariner
Not bad for a first effort Billy, but my labia are more pronounced...

Best of Submariner
Uh, no. I've never succeeded getting one more than 11 feet up a standard garden hose. Why do you ask?

Best of Submariner
Hannibal; can you explain this recipe for "quadricep and fava beans" I found in your back pack?

Best of Rodney Dill
"So you're uh... Stifler's mom?"

Best of lawhawk
How can you have any pudding if you wont eat yer meat?

Best of Joe
"That's right, Teach...I'm hung like Saddam Hussien."

18 comments:

Adjustah said...

What do you mean, "Free Hugs"?

Submariner said...

Billy, why are you sitting there mummbling "giggidy, giggidy" and chortling to your self every time I bend over?

Submariner said...

Billy, let me see what you're hiding in your lap!

Submariner said...

Not bad for a first effort Billy, but my labia are more pronounced...

Submariner said...

Uh, no. I've never succeeded getting one more than 11 feet up a standard garden hose. Why do you ask?

Submariner said...

Ms. Letourneau for 4th grade,
Ms. Lefave for 5th grade,
Me in junior high...
You're one lucky boy, aren't you Billy?

Submariner said...

Not tonight, Billy. Your dad and I talked it over and think you've been spending just WAY too much time down at Avalon Manor...

Submariner said...

Hannibal; can you explain this recipe for "quadricep and fava beans" I found in your back pack?

Submariner said...

I don't care if it's 3:30 - I'm the babysitter, and if I say it's time to give you a bath then it's time to give you a bath!

Rodney Dill said...

"So you're uh... Stifler's mom?"

Rodney Dill said...

GOT MILF

Anonymous said...

How can you have any pudding if you wont eat yer meat?

JK Rowling reveals the basis for the latest book: Harry Potter and the Repressed Student Body

Submariner said...

Gee Mrs. Robinson; I just haven't given any thought to who, er, what I want to do after graduation... why?

Anonymous said...

No, you can hardly see your Adam’s apple, a young Andrew Sullivan said to his 8th grade English teacher Ms. Johnson.

Anonymous said...

Billy, why can't you look me in the eyes?

Because, Ma'am, your boobs don't have eyes.

Joe said...

"That's right, Teach...I'm hung like Saddam Hussien."

"Johnny, I know you study hard; but are your eyes stuck on my rack?"

sonicfrog said...

Big deal! My mom's are bigger!!!

sonicfrog said...

"Do you expect me to talk Mrs Robinson..."

"No mr. Bondage, I epect you to dine!!!"