Friday, December 15, 2006

Ho Ho Ho


1. Kim Possible unfortunately ran afoul of radical jihadists.

2. Fembot Patty LaBelle and Fembot Susan Powter await programming at VirtuCon's labs.

3. The third Charlie's Angels movie replaced Drew Barrymore with a wig on a styrofoam head. Critics still preferred it to Full Throttle.

4. The terrible truth about what happens to the babes on Friday...

5. You can't beat a half-off sale at Paris Hilton's chain of Stupid Spoiled Whore retail outlets.

Best of The Man
Enumclaw Museum of History displays artifacts such as examples of what the men used to have sex with.

Best of Jay Guevara
The third Charlie's Angels movie replaced Drew Barrymore with a wig on a styrofoam head thereby raising the aggregate IQ of the cast considerably.

Best of Silhouette
"The Astronauts and Anorexics traveling exhibit will be at the International Museum through next weekend."

Best of divine miss m
Submariner and SOTG were first in line to buy "Hot Babe Thursday Barbie" for their daughters this Christmas.

Best of Submariner
Bill mused - hard, unyielding, plastic; bet they're STILL a better lay than Hillary...

Source: Kirsten Powers

10 comments:

The Man said...

Mannequin 3 took the series into a more mature storyline.

The Man said...

Enumclaw Museum of History displays artifacts such as examples of what the men used to have sex with.

Jay Guevara said...

The third Charlie's Angels movie replaced Drew Barrymore with a wig on a styrofoam head...

...thereby raising the aggregate IQ of the cast considerably.

Silhouette said...

"The Astronauts and Anorexics traveling exhibit will be at the International Museum through next weekend."

divine miss m said...

Submariner and SOTG were first in line to buy "Hot Babe Thursday Barbie" for their daughters this Christmas.

prince of leaves said...

The alien ambassadors from the planet Bulimia took a little getting used to, but nobody ever grew comfortable with the faceless disembodied head they used as an interpreter.

Submariner said...

After the break, Real Hollywood draws back the curtain on the sad story of Cousin It's bulemia when "An Adam's Family Tragedy" returns.

Submariner said...

Austin was dismayed - "What's happened to your wobbly bits, babe?"

Submariner said...

Bill mused - hard, unyielding, plastic; bet they're STILL a better lay than Hillary...

lawhawk said...

And they're still wearing more undies than Britney