1. "Praise Allah, the Pistons went all the way and we have looted Bed, Bath and Beyond."
2. The internet comes to Kazakhstan. "Our computer said we must enable 'frames.' Will these be sufficient?"
3. "Let's point her at that river and yell 'Fire!'"
4. "Come along, Mr Gibson. Yes, yes, we know it's all the dirty Jews fault you failed rehab."
5. Suddenly, I miss the quiet dignity of the TomKat Scientology wedding ceremony.
Best of Adjustah
"Attention zionist pigs! We demand that you release our brothers, or we shall execute Marge Simpson!"
Best of Zeke
ahh it's nice to see that some people still use the traditional wedding sack.
Best of Zeke
Beards for sale! beards for sale! come get a beard and your stones for the stoning!
Best of Capt. Queeg
When ketchup goes bad in Kazakhstan, justice is swift.
Best of Anonymous
In some parts of the world, punishment for that "pull my finger" gag comes swiftly.
Best of Targetpractice
The sack is for your protection, Mrs. Clinton...and our eyesight.
Best of Silhouette
I don't think she's guilty. I think she's being framed.
Best of jeff
"We believe that a scarlet "A" is insufficient in these cases...
Best of Submariner
Do you feel like everyone's staring at you on those "heavy flow days?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Due to the Burka, Cousin IT was able to travel largely undetected.
Best of Jay Guevara
The Arab space program positions its first rocket on the launch pad, while artists prepare to draw the event.
Best of Submariner
Praise Allah you are covered and cannot see Rodney's Dill to our right!
H/T: Brender
23 comments:
"Attention zionist pigs! We demand that you release our brothers, or we shall execute Marge Simpson!"
ahh it's nice to see that some people still use the traditional wedding sack.
Beards for sale! beards for sale! come get a beard and your stones for the stoning!
These people are letting their gay sons get married and this is the only way to keep them alive and let them live in peace, their neighbors just think that the person under there is a woman. grow up! Edumacate yourself morons!
When ketchup goes bad in Kazakhstan, justice is swift.
Feeling the heat, Col. Mustard attempst to flee the mansion.
In some parts of the world, punishment for that "pull my finger" gag comes swiftly.
The sack is for your protection, Mrs. Clinton...and our eyesight.
Michael Jackson tours the streets of Gaza.
Firecrotch? Feh, take a look at Borat's mom...
The movie theater owner who screened "Torah! Torah! Torah!" in Pakistan met with swift justice.
After moving to Kazakhstan and converting to Islam, Chelsea Clinton was finally able to find a suitable marriage partner.
hums "Attack of the killer tomato's"....
I don't think she's guilty. I think she's being framed.
"We believe that a scarlet "A" is insufficient in these cases...
Do you feel like everyone's staring at you on those "heavy flow days?"
The muslim version of Paris Hilton.
At fourteen, Iman was ready to face the world as an adult like the other women in her village -- it was time for her burqumcision.
Due to the Burka, Cousin IT was able to travel largely undetected.
Since the introduction of IED's (Improvised Explosive Debutante's), weddings in Iraq were always kind of a crap shoot.
The Arab space program positions its first rocket on the launch pad, while artists prepare to draw the event.
Praise Allah you are covered and cannot see Rodney's Dill to our right!
Hopefully, this daughter will not confuse the difference between an IUD and an IED...
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