Friday, December 08, 2006

Here Comes The... Um, Lamp?


1. "Praise Allah, the Pistons went all the way and we have looted Bed, Bath and Beyond."

2. The internet comes to Kazakhstan. "Our computer said we must enable 'frames.' Will these be sufficient?"

3. "Let's point her at that river and yell 'Fire!'"

4. "Come along, Mr Gibson. Yes, yes, we know it's all the dirty Jews fault you failed rehab."

5. Suddenly, I miss the quiet dignity of the TomKat Scientology wedding ceremony.

Best of Adjustah
"Attention zionist pigs! We demand that you release our brothers, or we shall execute Marge Simpson!"

Best of Zeke
ahh it's nice to see that some people still use the traditional wedding sack.

Best of Zeke
Beards for sale! beards for sale! come get a beard and your stones for the stoning!

Best of Capt. Queeg
When ketchup goes bad in Kazakhstan, justice is swift.

Best of Anonymous
In some parts of the world, punishment for that "pull my finger" gag comes swiftly.

Best of Targetpractice
The sack is for your protection, Mrs. Clinton...and our eyesight.

Best of Silhouette

I don't think she's guilty. I think she's being framed.

Best of jeff
"We believe that a scarlet "A" is insufficient in these cases...

Best of Submariner
Do you feel like everyone's staring at you on those "heavy flow days?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Due to the Burka, Cousin IT was able to travel largely undetected.

Best of Jay Guevara
The Arab space program positions its first rocket on the launch pad, while artists prepare to draw the event.

Best of Submariner
Praise Allah you are covered and cannot see Rodney's Dill to our right!



H/T: Brender

23 comments:

Adjustah said...

"Attention zionist pigs! We demand that you release our brothers, or we shall execute Marge Simpson!"

Zeke said...

ahh it's nice to see that some people still use the traditional wedding sack.

Zeke said...

Beards for sale! beards for sale! come get a beard and your stones for the stoning!

Zeke said...

These people are letting their gay sons get married and this is the only way to keep them alive and let them live in peace, their neighbors just think that the person under there is a woman. grow up! Edumacate yourself morons!

Capt. Queeg said...

When ketchup goes bad in Kazakhstan, justice is swift.

Capt. Queeg said...

Feeling the heat, Col. Mustard attempst to flee the mansion.

Anonymous said...

In some parts of the world, punishment for that "pull my finger" gag comes swiftly.

Targetpractice said...

The sack is for your protection, Mrs. Clinton...and our eyesight.

Targetpractice said...

Michael Jackson tours the streets of Gaza.

geomatic1 said...

Firecrotch? Feh, take a look at Borat's mom...

Anonymous said...

The movie theater owner who screened "Torah! Torah! Torah!" in Pakistan met with swift justice.

Van Helsing said...

After moving to Kazakhstan and converting to Islam, Chelsea Clinton was finally able to find a suitable marriage partner.

Zeke said...

hums "Attack of the killer tomato's"....

Silhouette said...

I don't think she's guilty. I think she's being framed.

jeff said...

"We believe that a scarlet "A" is insufficient in these cases...

Submariner said...

Do you feel like everyone's staring at you on those "heavy flow days?"

sonicfrog said...

The muslim version of Paris Hilton.

prince of leaves said...

At fourteen, Iman was ready to face the world as an adult like the other women in her village -- it was time for her burqumcision.

Rodney Dill said...

Due to the Burka, Cousin IT was able to travel largely undetected.

Rodney Dill said...

Since the introduction of IED's (Improvised Explosive Debutante's), weddings in Iraq were always kind of a crap shoot.

Jay Guevara said...

The Arab space program positions its first rocket on the launch pad, while artists prepare to draw the event.

Submariner said...

Praise Allah you are covered and cannot see Rodney's Dill to our right!

Submariner said...

Hopefully, this daughter will not confuse the difference between an IUD and an IED...