Monday, December 11, 2006

Equal Opportunity for Smelly Pirate Hookers

1. Kwaneesha, unfortunately, was stuck at "It's My Party" when the Pistons went all the way and had to make the best of it.

2. Turning tricks on the Sunset Strip, Gary Coleman was soon picked up by Eddie Murphy.

3. Kwaneesha was picked to play Sally Hemmings in the Fourth Grade "Mistresses of the Presidents" Pageant.

4. On a very special Webster, Emmanuel Lewis comes out of the closet.

5. Midget Kiss was no match for Midget La Cage Aux Folles.

6. "That white Jon-Benet bitch won again? Her ass is mine."

7. "Sorry, Jesse Jackson. It's still $40 a blow. No family discounts."

8. Actually, the Smelly Pirate Hooker is with a John. This is the Smelly Pirate Pimp.

9. Not even the combined strength of the liberal media could save Hillary after this picture of a young Chelsea Clinton in blackface was leaked by the Obama campaign.

10. Barney Frank's Lawn Jockey.

Best of The Man
Parties at the Kennedy Compound have seen better days....and better hookers.

Best of prince of leaves
After Katrina, budget cuts forced the Jean Lafitte Pirate Museum to merge with the Orleans Parish Public Schools Marching Band Ho' Museum and Nail Salon.

Best of prince of leaves
Christians and civil rights groups across the country cried foul when Sea-Tac replaced the traditional Christmas trees with "Kwanzaa pirate hookers", in a baffling and ill-considered attempt at holiday multiculturalism.

Best of Anonymous
The perfect terrorist: Whos'se going to want to frisk that at an airport?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Everybody has had a little Captain in them, I just get paid for it."

Best of Silhouette
"Let's just say there are three little wimps crying in the girl's room right now, who used to be dressed as a harem girl, Pebbles, and Big Bird. The eye patch is mine."

Best of Anonymous
Someone call about moving a plane?

Best of Submariner
OK, you can put me in the "King Cake" for the Saints, but just this once...

Best of Capt. Queeg
"You should probably put some ice on that..."

Best of Anonymous
Disney's "Pirates of Compton: The Curse of the Black Girl" failed to live up to previous releases in the "Pirate" franchise.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey Mom, I just won the Taco eating contest at Taco Bell."


By iscuracao, HT: Tasha the G

18 comments:

The Man said...

Parties at the Kennedy Compound have seen better days....and hookers.

Rodney Dill said...

I thought Gary Coleman must've been dead by now.

prince of leaves said...

The Halloween Ball theme this year was "Smelly Pirate Hookers of the Carribbean".

prince of leaves said...

After Katrina, budget cuts forced the Jean Lafitte Pirate Museum to merge with the Orleans Parish Public Schools Marching Band Ho' Museum and Nail Salon.

prince of leaves said...

Christians and civil rights groups across the country cried foul when Sea-Tac replaced the traditional Christmas trees with "Kwanzaa pirate hookers", in a baffling and ill-considered attempt at holiday multiculturalism.

Anonymous said...

Michael Richard's Halloween Costume didn't go over as well as planned.
-DoubleU

Anonymous said...

Whatch talkin bout, Willis?

Anonymous said...

Whatcha talkin bout, Willis?

The perfect terrorist: Whos'se going to want to frisk that at an airport?

Rodney Dill said...

"Everybody has had a little Captain in them, I just get paid for it."

Silhouette said...

"Let's just say there are three little wimps crying in the girl's room right now, who used to be dressed as a harem girl, Pebbles, and Big Bird. The eye patch is mine."

(Thanks for the hat trick on the Dork in Locker thread. I'm not worthy)

Anonymous said...

Someone call about moving a plane?

Submariner said...

OK, you can put me in the "King Cake" for the Saints, but just this once...

Submariner said...

♪ It's not easy being green...♪
Huh? I'm NOT? well crap; I must be color blind too...

Capt. Queeg said...

"You should probably put some ice on that..."

Anonymous said...

Disney's "Pirates of Compton: The Curse of the Black Girl" failed to live up to previous releases in the "Pirate" franchise.

Rodney Dill said...

Know you holiday nomenclature --
Smelly Pirate Hooker for : GameBox

Submariner said...

Inspired by RD;

Sully looked at the photo and thought, "Hey! I want THAT GameBoy for Kwanza."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Mom, I just won the Taco eating contest at Taco Bell."