Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Dude, Where's My Cat?
1. "So, what is the 'special sauce' in Venison a la Hathaway?
2. "Mmmm, Soylent Green is my kind of people."
3. "I can still see the tread marks from your Hyundai." "Hey, sometimes the squirrels just won't get out of your way."
4. "No, I said this is Long Pig, which is perfectly halal."
5. "Yeah, I pissed in the gravy... and I'm not sorry!"
Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, now we have to split Rajiv's share of the rent between us, but on the bright side, we'll have meat to eat for the next two months."
Guy on left: "That's what you get for challenging Ted Kennedy to a drinking contest."
So, how do you like the Soylent Pirate Hooker?
ORA: "Where did you say you got this iguana meat?"
"From some guy in Hub. Said his name was Iguana Bob."
Best of Submariner
No, you're obviously overacting the "feeling sick" bit and mom'll never buy it. You been watching Shatner again?
Damn! I just remembered I left the meth lab running in Gramma's basement!