Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Dude, Where's My Cat?


1. "So, what is the 'special sauce' in Venison a la Hathaway?

2. "Mmmm, Soylent Green is my kind of people."

3. "I can still see the tread marks from your Hyundai." "Hey, sometimes the squirrels just won't get out of your way."

4. "No, I said this is Long Pig, which is perfectly halal."

5. "Yeah, I pissed in the gravy... and I'm not sorry!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, now we have to split Rajiv's share of the rent between us, but on the bright side, we'll have meat to eat for the next two months."

Best ofTargetpractice
Guy on left: "That's what you get for challenging Ted Kennedy to a drinking contest."

Best ofAdjustah
So, how do you like the Soylent Pirate Hooker?

Best ofTargetpractice
ORA: "Where did you say you got this iguana meat?"
"From some guy in Hub. Said his name was Iguana Bob."

Best of Submariner
No, you're obviously overacting the "feeling sick" bit and mom'll never buy it. You been watching Shatner again?

Best ofSubmariner
Damn! I just remembered I left the meth lab running in Gramma's basement!

15 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

I coulda had a V-8!

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, now we have to split Rajiv's share of the rent between us, but on the bright side, we'll have meat to eat for the next two months."

jeff said...

"It tastes like chicken and rice."
"It does? Good!"

Targetpractice said...

I'm really gonna miss Fluffy. But it was either him or us. Pass the soy sauce.

Targetpractice said...

Guy on right: "Dude, my head's killing me. I didn't know he could drink that much!"

Guy on left: "That's what you get for challenging Ted Kennedy to a drinking contest."

Adjustah said...

So, how do you like the Soylent Pirate Hooker?

Targetpractice said...

ORA: "Where did you say you got this iguana meat?"
"From some guy in Hub. Said his name was Iguana Bob."

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, you just let it sit in a dark corner for a week and you let it ferment. I call it katchi."

The Man said...

Oh man, I saw that picture of that old lady in daisy dukes. Now I cannot eat.

Submariner said...

Placenta Helper!?!

Submariner said...

Nothin' like a bowl of Pekinese and rice for breakfast! Drink your juice...

Submariner said...

OH... the humanity!

Submariner said...

No, you're obviously overacting the "feeling sick" bit and mom'll never buy it. You been watching Shatner again?

Submariner said...

Holy crap, Xing - you have a bad case of morning Shitzu breath!

Submariner said...

Damn! I just remembered I left the meth lab running in Gramma's basement!