Saturday, December 02, 2006

Die Bastard Die!


1. "You bitch! I'll scratch your eyes out!"

2. Subby and SOTG battle over who gets to post the 'prom date' caption.

3. Barney Frank offered them $5 each if they'd continue the fight stripped to their Underoos and slathered in Wesson Oil.

4. In the old days, Billy and Tyler would have smacked each other around for a couple of minutes, shook hands, and become friends for life. Now, they get tackled by a Police SWAT Team and subjected to six months of 'anti-bullying' and 'conflict resolution' counseling. Our culture is doomed*.

5. "You take back what you said about Liza."

6. "You fight like a metrosexual!"

7. Young Paul Atreides trains with Gurney Halleck in Frank Herbert's Dune Babies.

8. The competition to replace Wee-Man on Jackass turns ugly.

9. But eventually, Heath and Jake, hot, sweaty, and exhausted, collapsed into each others' arms. Brokeback PeeWee Locker Room, coming to Sundance, 2008.

10. "Yes... yes... let your anger flow!"
Best of elliot
Mark Foley's foreplay video.

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh yeah? Well my moms can beat up your dad!"

Best of prince of leaves
The parents would later sue Zinedine Zidane for inspiring the head-butt which left both boys permanently brain damaged.

Best of Van Helsing
Only one boy will leave the field alive.

Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, yeah, kick me in the crotch all you want, sissy boy -- my testicles haven't descended yet!"

Best of racerboy
There can be only one!!!

Best of sonicfrog
James T Kirk, the early years.

Best of Jason
"Ms. Lafave is my girl!" "No, she's mine!"

(Props to Sondra the K for observing that.)

15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Andrew Sullivan (watching): "C'mon kiss each other!"

Anonymous said...

Mark Foley's foreplay video.

prince of leaves said...

In the new multicultural PE curriculum at Berkeley Elementary, touch football was replaced with Cossack dancing.

prince of leaves said...

"Oh yeah? Well my moms can beat up your dad!"

prince of leaves said...

The parents would later sue Zinedine Zidane for inspiring the head-butt which left both boys permanently brain damaged.

prince of leaves said...

Moments later concerned parents rushed the field to break up the fight...by beating the crap out of each other.

Van Helsing said...

Only one boy will leave the field alive.

racerboy said...

Two 'tards enter. One 'tard leaves.

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, yeah, kick me in the crotch all you want, sissy boy -- my testicles haven't descended yet!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

And now everybody's favorite game; Hoedown!

Cybrludite said...

Sumo for Squirts!

racerboy said...

There can be only one!!!

Submariner said...

OK Boys - best quarterback of all time?
"John Elway."
"Joe Montana."
"John Elway."
"Joe Montana."
"John Elway, buzzhead."
"JOE MONTANA,ya R-TARD."

sonicfrog said...

James T Kirk, the early years.

Jason said...

"Ms. Lafave is my girl!"


"No, she's mine!"