Friday, December 01, 2006

Dealing with the Munchies

1. Michael Moore was close. We could sense his presence.

2. "Um, Denise, the reason 'Rosie O'Donnell' was uppity and wouldn't give you an autograph is because that's a dead pilot whale."

3. "Well, this takes care of the snacks for YearlyKos. Now, let's head over to the goat farm and pick up the hookers."

4. Fire Island was never the same after Sullivan got his medicinal marijuana prescription.

5. ORA Airdrops of food to the island changed slightly after the Hanso Foundation was bought out by Yum Foods, but Hurley was ecstatic.

Best of Jason
Aftermath of the Dorito Valdez tragedy.

Best of Occasional Reader
"Minutemen" get stuck with the clean-up after yet another stereotype-laden mass border crossing.

Best of prince of leaves
Hiding in the shallows, they had watched patiently, refining their human-baiting ploys to perfection. The giant octopi would eat well tonight.

Best of prince of leaves
Moses and the Israelites received manna from heaven in their time of need. Thanks to budget cuts in Heaven, the flock of the Highway 23 Bible Temple had to make do with what God could get them on sale at Costco.

Best of prince of leaves
The residents of Sandy Bay were the first to witness a heretofore undocumented Fortean phenomenon: the Dorito Fall.

Best of Chrees
With God as my witness, I thought Doritos could fly.

Best of The Man
Easter Egg hunting at Fat Camp.

Best of Adjustah
CSI's follow the path taken by DeVito and Clooney on their way to the View.

Best of Van Helsing
Then came the Eighth Plague, the Rain of Frito-Lay.

Best of Adjustah
Indiana Jones IV: On the Trail of Rosie O'Donnell

Best of Ayatollah Ghilmeini
So this is why Rush Limbaugh comes to the Dominican Republic!



Source
- H/T: Jefe

14 comments:

Jason said...

Aftermath of the Dorito Valdez tragedy.

Occasional Reader said...

"Minutemen" get stuck with the clean-up after yet another stereotype-laden mass border crossing.

prince of leaves said...

Hiding in the shallows, they had watched patiently, refining their human-baiting ploys to perfection. The giant octopi would eat well tonight.

prince of leaves said...

Moses and the Israelites received manna from heaven in their time of need. Thanks to budget cuts in Heaven, the flock of the Highway 23 Bible Temple had to make do with what God could get them on sale at Costco.

prince of leaves said...

The residents of Sandy Bay were the first to witness a heretofore undocumented Fortean phenomenon: the Dorito Fall.

Chrees said...

With God as my witness, I thought Doritos could fly.

The Man said...

Easter Egg hunting at Fat Camp.

Targetpractice said...

No no, that's not how you catch a moonbat. You use Cheetos, not Doritos. Well, that's another couple thousand taxpayer dollars down the drain.

Adjustah said...

CSI's follow the path taken by DeVito and Clooney on their way to the View.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I'll leave one here, two over there..how you doin' Bob?
If you can't beat them join them..workers at the State Shore prepare the beach for next season's tourists.

Van Helsing said...

Then came the Eighth Plague, the Rain of Frito-Lay.

Adjustah said...

Indiana Jones IV: On the Trail of Rosie O'Donnell

Cricket said...

Sierra Club bait.

Ayatollah Ghilmeini said...

So this is why Rush Limbaugh comes to the Dominican Republic!