1. Finding herself flat on her back and experiencing a rough ride, grandma instinctively lifts her heels and spreads her legs wide.
2. "If lighting a fart got me into this, perhaps lighting a queef will get me out.
3. A possessed sled hurtles another victim to a gruesome death in Stephen King's Rosebud.
4. Martha Stewart's mom soon regretted commenting on the amount of nutmeg in the eggnog.
5. "... whereas now, she uses cunning stunts to get men's attention."
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Grandma was going to get that "Magic Carpet Ride" she'd wanted since the late 80s, one way or another.
...and if a perfumed bath doesn't work, you may want to try simply airing it out a little.
It was difficult to assess the psychological damage the children suffered while learning of Aunt Ruth's hitherto unbeknownst piercing.
Where will you be when your laxitive startes working?
Ah, the feminist midlife crisis caught on tape...
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Marge got many "big air" points for the jump but was eventually disqualified for the long brown stain down the center of the course.
♪Grandma done got even with the raindeer...♪
Note the number of friends gathered around her and that she's picking up speed going down hill?What you actually have here is a class III metaphor for "Jon Carry's" political career.
Unfortunately, Mrs Clause lost the Kringle 2000™ on the first mogul and came down hard; REAL hard...
v word - dooopt
Frau Blucher mocks the return of the Twelfth Imam at the Winter Fest.
Here Martha deploys her skirt as a drag 'chute. And though Barney Frank does the same at rest areas on I-95, they don't achieve quite the same effect;
the first stops all action, the second starts it...
The guys were pretty unimpressed with Grandma's suggestion that they change the name to The Blow-Dry Your Junk video-podcast...
Suzannah actually didn't make it clear aroun' the mountain when she came.
Earl the brakeman was actually sort of glad he'd fallen off early.
Faced with her imminent demise, Grandma trys self inflation of her Air-bag...
This was one Grandma who was going to escape that d*** nearsighted reindeer,
or run over him instead.
Senator Clinton's Winter Solstice Sacrifice.
"Hiiiiiiiilllllaaaaaarrrrryyyy...I'm ready to take that leap for you!"
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