Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Commie Kitties


1. Last known photograph of Buttons the Clown before Whiskers coughed a fur ball down his throat and killed him.

2. "Hey! Were you just watching me masturbate?"

3. "The muffler looks okay, but you might want to have those shocks replaced."

4. "Whiskers! You fool! You teleported us straight into a proto-solar nebula! Bad kitty!"

5. "Come back dinner, I mean, kitty!"

Best of Kevin Walker
"What are you doing up there? It's only Richard Gere!"

Best of prince of leaves
Locked in a creative slump, Disney followed up the abysmal remake of "The Shaggy DA" with a questionable sequel: "The Purring Otolaryngologist".

Best of attmay
'Ow to speak ALF: A light snack.

Best of Submariner
Sheesh, Ford - I'll never get used to these intermediate stages after we've engaged the Infinite Improbability Drive...

Best of Jonathan
Fluffy just couldn't climb any higher to escape Imus' "death breath".

Best of Jonathan
Hillary's Googling of "eating p###y" didn't exactly return what she expected.

Best of Anonymous
"Not so tough without your Gold-Plated Assault Rifle, are you Fuzzy Little Kitten," said the King of the TTLB Ecosystem.


From the New Fallujah Free Press on a tip from D the Miss M.

14 comments:

Submariner said...

Toonces last thought as Red Skelton dislocated his jaw; "I really put my paw in it this time and finally met my match..."

Kevin Walker said...

"What are you doing up there? It's only Richard Gere!"

Submariner said...

Siegfried's act just wasn't the same without Roy...

Submariner said...

Daddy was an albino tiger and I only got ONE attribute from his side of the family, but it does tend to make me kinda popular with the ladies...

prince of leaves said...

Locked in a creative slump, Disney followed up the abysmal remake of "The Shaggy DA" with a questionable sequel: "The Purring Otolaryngologist".

prince of leaves said...

Bill and Helen learned to channel Tigger the Cat's destructive clawing into a positive outlet: performing free tonisillectomies on Skid Row.

attmay said...

'Ow to speak ALF: A light snack.

Submariner said...

Sheesh, Ford - I'll never get used to these intermediate stages after we've engaged the Infinite Improbability Drive...

Submariner said...

I'm sooooo hungry! Good thing I'm not a black guy...




Just playing to the stereotype to keep Dawn on her toes...

Silhouette said...

Too OR?

Michelangelo's first draft.

Submariner said...

Rosie giggled; "What's the big deal? I do that just about every night..."

Jonathan said...

Fluffy just couldn't climb any higher to escape Imus' "death breath".

Jonathan said...

Hillary's Googling of "eating p###y" didn't exactly return what she expected.

Anonymous said...

"Not so tough without your Gold-Plated Assault Rifle, are you Fuzzy Little Kitten," said the King of the TTLB Ecosystem.





Twenty years later, Jack Palance performs a different type of push up for a different type of audience.