1. Last known photograph of Buttons the Clown before Whiskers coughed a fur ball down his throat and killed him.
2. "Hey! Were you just watching me masturbate?"
3. "The muffler looks okay, but you might want to have those shocks replaced."
4. "Whiskers! You fool! You teleported us straight into a proto-solar nebula! Bad kitty!"
5. "Come back dinner, I mean, kitty!"
Best of Kevin Walker
"What are you doing up there? It's only Richard Gere!"
Best of prince of leaves
Locked in a creative slump, Disney followed up the abysmal remake of "The Shaggy DA" with a questionable sequel: "The Purring Otolaryngologist".
Best of attmay
'Ow to speak ALF: A light snack.
Best of Submariner
Sheesh, Ford - I'll never get used to these intermediate stages after we've engaged the Infinite Improbability Drive...
Best of Jonathan
Fluffy just couldn't climb any higher to escape Imus' "death breath".
Best of Jonathan
Hillary's Googling of "eating p###y" didn't exactly return what she expected.
Best of Anonymous
"Not so tough without your Gold-Plated Assault Rifle, are you Fuzzy Little Kitten," said the King of the TTLB Ecosystem.
From the New Fallujah Free Press on a tip from D the Miss M.
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Toonces last thought as Red Skelton dislocated his jaw; "I really put my paw in it this time and finally met my match..."
"What are you doing up there? It's only Richard Gere!"
Siegfried's act just wasn't the same without Roy...
Daddy was an albino tiger and I only got ONE attribute from his side of the family, but it does tend to make me kinda popular with the ladies...
Locked in a creative slump, Disney followed up the abysmal remake of "The Shaggy DA" with a questionable sequel: "The Purring Otolaryngologist".
Bill and Helen learned to channel Tigger the Cat's destructive clawing into a positive outlet: performing free tonisillectomies on Skid Row.
'Ow to speak ALF: A light snack.
Sheesh, Ford - I'll never get used to these intermediate stages after we've engaged the Infinite Improbability Drive...
I'm sooooo hungry! Good thing I'm not a black guy...
Just playing to the stereotype to keep Dawn on her toes...
Too OR?
Michelangelo's first draft.
Rosie giggled; "What's the big deal? I do that just about every night..."
Fluffy just couldn't climb any higher to escape Imus' "death breath".
Hillary's Googling of "eating p###y" didn't exactly return what she expected.
"Not so tough without your Gold-Plated Assault Rifle, are you Fuzzy Little Kitten," said the King of the TTLB Ecosystem.
Twenty years later, Jack Palance performs a different type of push up for a different type of audience.
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