Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Commie Children's Nightmare Fuel


1. Andrew Sullivan's ultimate multi-headed sex toy arrives from Damark.

2. "Bruce the Gay Pride Cockroach" would have been the official mascot had San Francisco won its bid to host the 2012 Olympic games.

3. Moonbeam's designs for the new playground equipment were inspired by "things I hallucinate crawling on my body."

4. ORA Unknown to the Vorlons, the Shadows had an active and vibrant gay community.

5. In other news, Dennis Kucinich announced his running mate today, an imaginary creature he calls "Mr Rainbow Manypants."

Best of evariste
The Democratic Congress unveiled its "tough and smart" homeland security mascot. That'll show those Shi'ite Al Qaeda bastards.

Best of evariste
Google's weirdest special-occasion logo yet.

Best of Evariste
Zorak looked a lot different after his cosmetic surgery.

Best of prince of leaves
Somewhere along the way, the munincipal sewage system crossed a threshold level of complexity and achieved an unholy sentience.

Best of prince of leaves
"Dude...pull my polyp..."

Best of Rodney Dill
Once the National Endowment for the Arts starting sponsoring IED's, it was clear that the Jihadist Terrorists had infiltrated to the deepest levels of the liberal intelligentsia.

Best of Submariner
Nice. Making fun of a Mk 1 Mod 0 New England liberal sap farmer's attempt to beautify the landscape. Read his story. Edumacate yourselves. Morons.

Best of attmay
Y-W-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the
Y-W-C-A-ay!

Best of evariste
Once you get to know him, Xenu doesn't seem nearly as terrifying.

Best of Submariner
ORA: Humma Kavula didn't fare very well when Zaphod displaced him to Fargo, North Dakota.

Best of Cricket
Barney's replacement shows up at PBS.

Best of Silhou the Ette
"Did I make it? Is this Enumclaw? Wait, don't run. I have attachments."

Best of Submariner
Seems to me I remember one of these attacking me back in the 60's.

Best of Cybrludite
I ain't sure what dat is either, Boudreaux. Still, I'll get my shotgun while you start the rice, chere, and we'll make us some gumbo!

From Russia Minus the Love. Tipped by K the P*

* Yeah, I know it's K is P. I also refer to Van Helsing as V the H. It's humor. Humor dammit!

28 comments:

evariste said...

The Democratic Congress unveiled its "tough and smart" homeland security mascot. That'll show those Shi'ite Al Qaeda bastards.

evariste said...

Google's weirdest special-occasion logo yet.

evariste said...

Zorak looked a lot different after his cosmetic surgery.

prince of leaves said...

Moonbeam lived happily for the rest of the year on the remaining $999,736.23 from the NEA grant.

prince of leaves said...

Somewhere along the way, the munincipal sewage system crossed a threshold level of complexity and achieved an unholy sentience.

prince of leaves said...

It certainly puts the "hydra" in "hydrant".

prince of leaves said...

Boulder, CO, unveils its its new 9-11 memorial.

prince of leaves said...

"Dude...pull my polyp..."

Rodney Dill said...

Once the National Endowment for the Arts starting sponsoring IED's, it was clear that the Jihadist Terrorists had infiltrated to the deepest levels of the liberal intelligentsia.

Submariner said...

Nice. Making fun of a Mk 1 Mod 0 New England liberal sap farmer's attempt to beautify the landscape. Read his story. Edumacate yourselves. Morons.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
The global warming crowd was all abuzz today. Photographic proof surfaced in "The Globe" of Nessy making an overland trek to another Firth due to the abnormal weather patterns in Loch Ness resulting from the US' refusal to sign the Tokyo accord.
Skeptics point to wahat appears to be Photoshopped images of Al Gore around Nessy as proof that this is a fake.
Developing...

Submariner said...

ORA:

♪ Ladies and gents; Laugh-In looks at the gnus. ♪

Submariner said...

Don't miss tonight's very special Katie Couric interview with a new minority. Only on seeBS!

attmay said...

Y-W-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the
Y-W-C-A-ay!

evariste said...

Once you get to know him, Xenu doesn't seem nearly as terrifying.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Humma Kavula didn't fare very well when Zaphod displaced him to Fargo, North Dakota.

Cricket said...

Global warming is real!!!

Cricket said...

Off topic: Even though I didn't read the captions before I posted mine, I bow to the Submariner's superior wit
and withdraw my caption.

I am doing a mental happy dance that occasionally great minds think like mine.

*cries softly into pillow*

Cricket said...

Barney's replacement shows up at PBS.

Silhou the Ette said...

"Did I make it? Is this Enumclaw? Wait, don't run. I have attachments."

Jonathan said...

Stephen King's "It: 2006".

Anonymous said...

This has "soy" written all over it.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just a mouse built to government specifications (minus the brass screws). Please move along...

Cricket said...

Velicoraptor, heavy metal style.

Anonymous said...

Producers regretted their decision to let Tommy Lee Jones direct Men In Black III...

divine miss m said...

NASCAR woos the children's market by unveiling its new pit-stop robot.

Submariner said...

Seems to me I remember one of these attacking me back in the 60's.

Cybrludite said...

I ain't sure what dat is either, Boudreaux. Still, I'll get my shotgun while you start the rice, chere, and we'll make us some gumbo!