1. Andrew Sullivan's ultimate multi-headed sex toy arrives from Damark.
2. "Bruce the Gay Pride Cockroach" would have been the official mascot had San Francisco won its bid to host the 2012 Olympic games.
3. Moonbeam's designs for the new playground equipment were inspired by "things I hallucinate crawling on my body."
4. ORA Unknown to the Vorlons, the Shadows had an active and vibrant gay community.
5. In other news, Dennis Kucinich announced his running mate today, an imaginary creature he calls "Mr Rainbow Manypants."
Best of evariste
The Democratic Congress unveiled its "tough and smart" homeland security mascot. That'll show those Shi'ite Al Qaeda bastards.
Best of evariste
Google's weirdest special-occasion logo yet.
Best of Evariste
Zorak looked a lot different after his cosmetic surgery.
Best of prince of leaves
Somewhere along the way, the munincipal sewage system crossed a threshold level of complexity and achieved an unholy sentience.
Best of prince of leaves
"Dude...pull my polyp..."
Best of Rodney Dill
Once the National Endowment for the Arts starting sponsoring IED's, it was clear that the Jihadist Terrorists had infiltrated to the deepest levels of the liberal intelligentsia.
Best of Submariner
Nice. Making fun of a Mk 1 Mod 0 New England liberal sap farmer's attempt to beautify the landscape. Read his story. Edumacate yourselves. Morons.
Best of attmay
Y-W-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the
Y-W-C-A-ay!
Best of evariste
Once you get to know him, Xenu doesn't seem nearly as terrifying.
Best of Submariner
ORA: Humma Kavula didn't fare very well when Zaphod displaced him to Fargo, North Dakota.
Best of Cricket
Barney's replacement shows up at PBS.
Best of Silhou the Ette
"Did I make it? Is this Enumclaw? Wait, don't run. I have attachments."
Best of Submariner
Seems to me I remember one of these attacking me back in the 60's.
Best of Cybrludite
I ain't sure what dat is either, Boudreaux. Still, I'll get my shotgun while you start the rice, chere, and we'll make us some gumbo!
From Russia Minus the Love. Tipped by K the P*
* Yeah, I know it's K is P. I also refer to Van Helsing as V the H. It's humor. Humor dammit!
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The Democratic Congress unveiled its "tough and smart" homeland security mascot. That'll show those Shi'ite Al Qaeda bastards.
Google's weirdest special-occasion logo yet.
Zorak looked a lot different after his cosmetic surgery.
Moonbeam lived happily for the rest of the year on the remaining $999,736.23 from the NEA grant.
Somewhere along the way, the munincipal sewage system crossed a threshold level of complexity and achieved an unholy sentience.
It certainly puts the "hydra" in "hydrant".
Boulder, CO, unveils its its new 9-11 memorial.
"Dude...pull my polyp..."
Once the National Endowment for the Arts starting sponsoring IED's, it was clear that the Jihadist Terrorists had infiltrated to the deepest levels of the liberal intelligentsia.
Nice. Making fun of a Mk 1 Mod 0 New England liberal sap farmer's attempt to beautify the landscape. Read his story. Edumacate yourselves. Morons.
DRUDGEBREAKING...
The global warming crowd was all abuzz today. Photographic proof surfaced in "The Globe" of Nessy making an overland trek to another Firth due to the abnormal weather patterns in Loch Ness resulting from the US' refusal to sign the Tokyo accord.
Skeptics point to wahat appears to be Photoshopped images of Al Gore around Nessy as proof that this is a fake.
Developing...
ORA:
♪ Ladies and gents; Laugh-In looks at the gnus. ♪
Don't miss tonight's very special Katie Couric interview with a new minority. Only on seeBS!
Y-W-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the
Y-W-C-A-ay!
Once you get to know him, Xenu doesn't seem nearly as terrifying.
ORA:
Humma Kavula didn't fare very well when Zaphod displaced him to Fargo, North Dakota.
Global warming is real!!!
Off topic: Even though I didn't read the captions before I posted mine, I bow to the Submariner's superior wit
and withdraw my caption.
I am doing a mental happy dance that occasionally great minds think like mine.
*cries softly into pillow*
Barney's replacement shows up at PBS.
"Did I make it? Is this Enumclaw? Wait, don't run. I have attachments."
Stephen King's "It: 2006".
This has "soy" written all over it.
Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just a mouse built to government specifications (minus the brass screws). Please move along...
Velicoraptor, heavy metal style.
Producers regretted their decision to let Tommy Lee Jones direct Men In Black III...
NASCAR woos the children's market by unveiling its new pit-stop robot.
Seems to me I remember one of these attacking me back in the 60's.
I ain't sure what dat is either, Boudreaux. Still, I'll get my shotgun while you start the rice, chere, and we'll make us some gumbo!
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