Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Check out the Hairy Ape... and also, the Noble Gorilla She's Reading To

1. C'mon cappers! We're just one 'ebonics' caption away from making Dawn's head explode.

2. What is it with this gorilla? No matter what picture I show this gorilla, he just makes the sign-language for 'Andrew Sullivan's butt.'

3. "I like you, Koko. You actually listen to me. Not like those 'f**k-and-run' Bonobos."

4. "Very good, Bobo. We'll have you ready to vote Democrat just in time for 2008."

5. Today on The View, Joy Behar reads her favorite children's book to Rosie O'Donnell.

6. "You see, Hirschfield always hides at least one 'Nina' in everything he draws."

7. "Give me some peace, woman! I'm trying to take a dump, here."

8. "So, you see, compared to what Mary LeTourneau did, what we do isn't really that bad."

9. "See, if you put this book jacket over your copy of Hustler no one will be the wiser. Hillary does it all the time."

10. "Bobo! Where did you get a hold of this Enumclaw Middle School yearbook?"

Best of The Man
...and then a plane hit the Trade Center and this tart continued to read the book for 7 minutes.

Best of Nobody
"Change of plans, Senator Mikulski. Hillary will sue you for copyright if you read It Takes a Village on Sesame Street, so you'll have to read this instead."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Honestly I wish you'd been more clear in the personal ad, when you said you were Harry Dong I thought you were oriental."

Best of Anonymous
The indoctrination continues as the next books are "Why Koko is a Liberal" and "Koko has Two Mommies."

Best of sonicfrog
As he matured, King Kong realized that looks aren't everything...

Best of Jay Guevara
Robin Williams reviews his next script.

Best of Silhouette
If you ask the zoo's gorilla for help in sounding out the big words, you might be a product of public school.

Best of Rodney Dill
"You're the Gorilla my dreams."

Best of Submariner
You're a "silver-back?" What a coincidence - I'm a "doughy-front." Wanna mate?

Best of Submariner
Attempting to fill one of his 22 critical skill position holes, Coach Marinelli had the Mrs. work with a defensive tackle that showed a bit of promise...

Best of Submariner
Georgia State uses a novel approach to prepare student teachers for entering the ranks in Atlanta schools.
(That >FOOOM< sound you heard was just Dawn's last nerve going up in flames, don't let it bother you...)

Best of Son Of The Godfather

*sigh*... "Koko, please try to concentrate... and quit signing that stupid phrase over and over... Just what does 'One day, Caeser will come to liberate us from the oppressive dominance of mankind anyway?'"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Koko signs his first complex sentence: "Would it spoil the moment for you if I smeared my own feces on this pretentious literary drivel?"



H/T: Brender

22 comments:

CJ said...

"Aw, come on, Bobo. Let me shave your junk."

The Man said...

...and then a plane hit the Trade Center and this tart continued to read the book for 7 minutes.

Nobody said...

"Change of plans, Senator Mikulski. Hillary will sue you for copyright if you read It Takes a Village on Sesame Street, so you'll have to read this instead."

Verification word: Tuklgwup... which sounds like something that awful man was fixing to do with those puppies.

jeff said...

"I said, 'show me your boobies.'"

Rodney Dill said...

"Honestly I wish you'd been more clear in the personal ad, when you said you were Harry Dong I thought you were oriental."

Anonymous said...

The indoctrination continues as the next books are "Why Koko is a Liberal" and "Koko has Two Mommies."

sonicfrog said...

As he matured, King Kong realized that looks aren't everything...

Van Helsing said...

"You can't read this? Great, we can sue the author for making you feel stupid."

Jay Guevara said...

Robin Williams reviews his next script.

Nobody said...

"See those? They're called 'Hooters' That's why you will never be a Thursday babe."

Silhouette said...

If you ask the zoo's gorilla for help in sounding out the big words, you might be a product of public school.

Rodney Dill said...

"You're the Gorilla my dreams."

Submariner said...

You're a "silver-back?" What a coincidence - I'm a "doughy-front." Wanna mate?

Submariner said...

Attempting to fill one of his 22 critical skill position holes, Coach Marinelli had the Mrs. work with a defensive tackle that showed a bit of promise...

Submariner said...

Georgia State uses a novel approach to prepare student teachers for entering the ranks in Atlanta schools.



(That >FOOOM< sound you heard was just Dawn's last nerve going up in flames, don't let it bother you...)

Anonymous said...

At least it's not another gay-themed pic.

Steve O

Cybrludite said...

Compared to the rest of the week, this might really be the Thursday Babe...

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh*... "Koko, please try to concentrate... and quit signing that stupid phrase over and over... Just what does it mean when you sign One day, Caeser will come to liberate us from the oppressive dominance of mankind anyway?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Koko signs his first complex sentence:
"Would it spoil the moment for you if I smeared my own feces on this pretentious literary drivel?"

Submariner said...

Koko was depressed; what omnicient and merciful entity would bring the likes of SOTG and Submariner a couple of hot little numbers in Santa lingerie and yet stick him with THIS?!?

nevergrewup said...

"Now now Senator Kennedy, if you just say the things written here and stick to 12 drinks at lunch, everything will be just fine."

Adjustah said...

Last known photo of the lesser known Beth Goodall, who was less successful with her gorilla experiments involving childrens books and a genital-taser.