Monday, December 11, 2006

Check Out The Big Fat Chicken ... And the Crazy Black Bitch Next to Her


1. "Why, Thank You Mr. Richards. I accept your apology."

2. "Sharpton's was bigger."

3. Two groupies on Jimmy Carter's "Dictators and other Enemies of America World Tour," try to bribe a roadie for backstage passes.

4. By the 1970's, Nurse Chapel and Lt. Uhura had fallen on hard times, and were forced to take work as lunch ladies at the Paramount lot.

5. "We are pleased with your gift, but we require... ANOTHER shrubbery! And you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with... a chicken leg!"

Best of Straight8
Ebony and Ivory-together in stupidity.

Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan Google Search: "Couple of huge nuts"

Best of Submariner
"...and when those Old Navy crackers look the other way, we get a 100% discounted sales price!"

Best of Submariner
With my deepest, heart-felt apologies to the originals: "Twin Sons of Different Mothers"

Best of Van Helsing
Now that McKinney's going to be out of work soon, maybe the two can team up for a sitcom: "Mother Moonbat and the Moonbat Momma."

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
If'n I din't has dis turkey leg, I'se believin I'se be askin' dat Hillary fo' a taste o' dat poon...

Best of divine miss m
"Do you want chitlins with that?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"No uh, Cindy, when I said I was Bi- I meant Bi-Polar."

Best of Rodney Dill
“Hello, I’m a mac…”
“…and I’m a PC.”

Best of Rodney Dill
"You must be so proud of your daughter, getting the lead role in the 'Pirates of Penzance.'"

Best of prince of leaves
Dim and Dhimmi.

Best of prince of leaves
Cindy and Cindy laugh it up at the Holocaust revisionism conference in Teheran.

Best of Submariner
Movie scripts that never sold; "KFC of the Living Dead"

Best of Rodney Dill
"No, when I said 'Thanks for the Open Pit' I meant the Barbeque sauce, not your coochie."

Best of Submariner
We be jointly sponsorin' the "Ebonics Bein' Mi Secund Language" legimif... er, lisgulatin... uh, strangulat..., oh hell, bill.


Hat tip: K the P. (Bwah ha hah ha hah ha)

23 comments:

Straight8 said...

Ebony and Ivory-together in stupidity.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan Google Search:
"Couple of big nuts"

The Man said...

"I think the thinner Castro is so hot"

Anonymous said...

Emma and Giselle discuss the many uses of a photoshopped chicken leg.

Submariner said...

"...and when those Old Navy crackers look the other way, we get a 100% discounted sales price!"

Submariner said...

With my deepest, heart-felt apologies to the originals:

"Twin Sons of Different Mothers"

Van Helsing said...

Now that McKinney's going to be out of work soon, maybe the two can team up for a sitcom: "Mother Moonbat and the Moonbat Momma."

WhoopsieDaisey said...

If'n I din't has dis turkey leg, I'se believin I'se be askin' dat Hillary fo' a taste o' dat poon...

divine miss m said...

"Do you want chitlins with that?"

Rodney Dill said...

"No uh, Cindy, when I said I was Bi- I meant Bi-Polar."

Rodney Dill said...

“Hello, I’m a mac…”
“…and I’m a PC.”

Rodney Dill said...

"You must be so proud of your daughter, getting the lead role in the 'Pirates of Penzance.'"

prince of leaves said...

Dim and Dhimmi.

prince of leaves said...

Cindy and Cindy laugh it up at the Holocaust revisionism conference in Teheran.

Cricket said...

Thelma and Louise: The Undead auditions.

Anonymous said...

"... yeah, off your dead son. That's pretty good. Well, I got rich by..."

Submariner said...

Movie scripts that never sold;
"KFC of the Living Dead"

Submariner said...

Yeah, Cindy; that "Dean in '04" apron is really hot!

Submariner said...

It always cracks me up when Botox Babs drops a queef...

Submariner said...

Literary ORA:

It wasn't until they went to move that Wendy realized it wasn't her shadow that she had sewed onto Cindy's heel...

Rodney Dill said...

"...and thats the guard that gave me a body cavity search, say uh, Cindy you don't have an ID badge now do ya."

Rodney Dill said...

"No, when I said 'Thanks for the Open Pit' I meant the Barbeque sauce, not your coochie."

Submariner said...

We be jointly sponsorin' the "Ebonics Bein' Mi Secund Language" legimif... er, lisgulatin... uh, strangulat..., oh hell, bill.