Saturday, December 02, 2006

The Cana Before the Storm

1. "... and that is a hole in the ground. Now, let's review"

2. "Look, I had 'Karl Loves Rick' tattooed on my wrist. Now, will you go out with me?"

3. "That's what I think of your f**king yippy little pug dog. Now, get a sptaula, clean it up, and get back to work."

4. "Shaving your balls will make you look bigger. C'mon!"

5. "Pissing directly into the sewer is only going to aggravate the CHUDS, Rick."

Best of Cybrludite
K-Fed examines his post-divorce career-arc.

Best of elliot
First of all stop pouring concrete on my foot..SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

Best of prince of leaves
Making the best of what remains of his recess appointment, John Bolton assists the "controlled demolition" crew in their after-hours work in the bowels of the UN headquarters building.

Best of prince of leaves
"Ah, don't worry about it -- it's nothing a little penicillin can't fix!"

Best of WALSTIB
Smell the glove... Smell. The. Glove!


The Calm Before the Storm

11 comments:

jbinnout said...

ABC news hidden camera captures never before seen pictures of secret construction hazing rituals. Here a rookie is made to clean the concrete shute using the short hose.

Cybrludite said...

K-Fed examines his post-divorce career-arc.

Anonymous said...

First of all stop pouring concrete on my foot..SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmff... look like dog shit."

Cybrludite said...

Ok, boss, joke's over. Help me get my feet out of this cement before they start pouring for the central support column that's supposed to go here. Wait, what do you mean by "sacrifice"?

prince of leaves said...

Making the best of what remains of his recess appointment, John Bolton assists the "controlled demolition" crew in their after-hours work in the bowels of the UN headquarters building.

prince of leaves said...

"I'd simply *hand* you this here bolt, Bill, but...it's got cooties on it."

prince of leaves said...

"Ah, don't worry about it -- it's nothing a little penicillin can't fix!"

prince of leaves said...

"Good job, rookie -- that Chinese guy you see down there means you drilled too deep."

Jason said...

Hey, why does your foot say, "Your ass here?"

WALSTIB said...

Smell the glove... Smell. The. Glove!