Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Another Beach Honey in a Thong

1. "Continuing our Fire Island tour, over there is the restroom where Gerry Studds felched his first page."

2. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck enjoy a private beach vacation, Brokeback style.

3. "Don't worry about ditching your wife and kids to run off with me this Christmas. I'm sure they'll turn out just fine, Mr. Dahmer."

4. In today's ironic news, a tanker carrying 50,000 gallons of KY jelly broke apart off Fire Island.

5. Bruce loved Christmas at the beach, where he could wear an outfit that hid all the ravages of AIDS without arousing suspicion.

HT: SondraK

16 comments:

Frank IBC said...

From the size of that guy's glutes, it looks like he works out at Fitness Zone.

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Working against stereotypes was Tyrone's mission in life - he liked boys, didn't like it when "baby got back," and occasionally held his nose to eat kitty for the heck of it...

Anonymous said...

I could use a little more whipping said Prancer.

Anonymous said...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even the mouse stuck up Donder's anus;

divine miss m said...

Nice butt floss ya got there, Rudolph.

Submariner said...

Comet was in a hurry; Rudolph had promised they'd find a nice sand crab to sit on...

Submariner said...

Although Bruce had dressed as one of the toy soldiers, it really had nothing to do with the sugar-plum fairies dancing through Serge's mind as they approached the beach.

Anonymous said...

Earlier that day, Doug had laughed at the gypsy woman when she had told him that the orange swimsuit she had sold to him was cursed, and would attract half naked, skipping homosexuals wearing santa gear and reindeer horns.

Adjustah said...

Zack and Screetch tell the gang a secret during the Saved By The Bell Christmas in Hawaii Holiday Special...

Adjustah said...

♪Heee knows if you've been waxing...♪

Submariner said...

ORA:

Look Bruce; dolphins! Let's go play with them...

Anonymous said...

San Francisco Democrat

Submariner said...

Is this the San Francisco version of a "farmer's tan?" I'm just asking...

Adjustah said...

Despite signing in as Matt Gay-Mon and Ben Ass-fleck, their Hedonism getaway was spoiled by an E! photographer on the beach...

Cricket said...

Dasher and Dancer revel in their new found freedom and anticipate what 'reindeer games' they will be playing.

Cricket said...

A shoulder tattoo with antlers? Is he mad?