Tuesday, December 12, 2006

And Now, A Man With His Face in a TurboCharger


1. Jim always did enjoy working out with his Nautilus.

2. Don't believe the Hype. "Mr. Suck-The-Face-Right-Off-Your-Skull" is not the perfect Christmas gift.

3. Andrew Sullivan's nuclear powered penis pump claims another unwary victim.

4. Everything was going fine, until Mike saw Throbert's Dessert and immediately ralphed into his abstract sousaphone sculpture.

5. "I'm crazy Turbo-Face!! Now, give me some of that CRAZY CANDY!"

6. "My God! It's full of stars!"

7. Using a customized breathing apparatus adapted from those used by workers at Chernobyl, Rosie O'Donnell's gynecologist prepares to go in.

8. "Rick, we've been meaning to talk to you about your cocaine problem."

9. Borg implants. The Early Years.

10. "They'll never understand our forbidden passion, Mr. Supercharger. But we don't need them. Vrrrum! Vrrrum!"

Best of Silhouette
The Microsoft Zune wasn't as sleek as the Ipod.

Best of Silhouette
After a full bottle of Jack Black, nothing seems very cold or unyielding.

Best of Rodney Dill
"That's it, no beer drinking out of Turbochargers, Man-law?"
"MAN-LAW"

Best of Submariner
"Yak!"
Billy was always good at charades...

Best of prince of leaves
"Tired of the inconvenience of your CPAP breathing machine?"

Best of prince of leaves
On this week's Monster Garage, Jesse and the gang turn a Space Shuttle engine into a portable iron lung.

Best of Anonymous
That's a lot of work to go to just to say "Luke, I am your father!"

Best of Adjustah
"Help me OBGYN Kenobi, you're my only hope..."

Best of Adjustah
Last known photo of Ricky "Spliff" Mackenzie before he was killed by his self-invented, "totally righteous Turbo-bong".

Best of Submariner
I remeber this one time at band camp when we learned to play the tuba...



H/T: Racer the Boy (R the B)

27 comments:

Submariner said...

Oh sure - it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!

Rodney Dill said...

Delorean has a new car, and it has a turbo dispenser.

jeff said...

...it only looks like a tuba."

Rodney Dill said...

At first Randy had been excited that he'd received a Nautilus machine for Christmas.

Silhouette said...

The Microsoft Zune wasn't as sleek as the Ipod.

Silhouette said...

After a full bottle of Jack Black, nothing seems very cold or unyielding.

Silhouette said...

You do NOT want to know where the water pump is.

Silhouette said...

The Horse(Power) Whisperer

Targetpractice said...

The Case Against Intelligent Design, Exhibit 47

evariste said...

"I'm sorry, Mr. Sullivan, I don't see a vibrate function anywhere in here."

Anonymous said...

Hey, you're right I can see the ocean!

Rodney Dill said...

"Eureka, I've invented gravity."

Straight8 said...

Sully's initial entry in the "auto erotica" category showed promise, but needed a bit of work in the organ recognition department.

Rodney Dill said...

"That's it, no beer drinking out of Turbochargers, Man-law?"
"MAN-LAW"

Submariner said...

Crap! Now your face is gonna look just Madonna's cone bra...

Submariner said...

After demonstrating his ability on the chrome/trailer hitch, Sully moved on to try the blueing/turbo charger...

Submariner said...

"Yak!"
Billy was always good at charades...

Submariner said...

Mmmmmmmmmm - smells like teen spirit!

andthenblammo! said...

"So I made the mistake of telling the big diesel mechanic he could just blow me, and he Crazy-glued this thing to my head. I don't want to tell you where the waste gate went."

prince of leaves said...

"Tired of the inconvenience of your CPAP breathing machine?"

prince of leaves said...

On this week's Monster Garage, Jesse and the gang turn a Space Shuttle engine into a portable iron lung.

sonicfrog said...

BEST BLOWJOB EVER!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of work to go to just to say "Luke, I am your father!"

Anonymous said...

"Help me OBGYN Kenobi, you're my only hope..."

Anonymous said...

Last known photo of Ricky "Spliff" Mackenzie before he was killed by his self-invented, "totally righteous Turbo-bong".

Submariner said...

I remeber this one time at band camp when we learned to play the tuba...

Van Helsing said...

The new device will recycle the former contents of the empty bottle behind him, extracting pure alcohol from the other contents of his stomach.