Monday, December 18, 2006

Ah Muh Nutjob

1. Ahmadinejihad reveals the real reason he's afraid of John Bolton.

2. "I'm crushing Zionism, I'm crushing Zionism, I'm crushing Zionism..."

3. bb-sully: nice pic dood got any xxx? ;-)

4. The kids hated it when Uncle Mahmoud came over to play "Nipple Pinchy."

5. "Kobe, Praise Allah, I am open! Throw the head of the infidel over here!"

6. Ahmadinejihad uses air quotes to indicate that Iran doesn't "have" a nuclear weapons "program."

7. In 1979, Ahmadinejihad's twin brother fled to California, where he directs underground pr0n in the San Fernando Valley. His latest film involves a young boy who experiences sexual awakening after being kidnapped by plushy bear fetishists.

8. While accepting his honorary doctorate from Columbia University, Ahmadinejihad briefly flashes the "Loser" sign to let the dhimmis know what he really thinks of them.

Best of Jonathan
"Don't f--- with me, beyotch! I'm a member of the Tehran Crips!"

Best of lawhawk
Read between the quotes - I'm a genocidal lunatic. Can I be any clearer than that?

Best of Van Helsing
"Redrum... redrum... REDRUM!"

Best of Anonymous
Everytime the word "holocaust" was used, the Iranian president would signal quotation marks (much like Dr. Evil's use of the word "laser").

Best of sonicfrog
Though a big fan of Leonard Nimoy, Ahmadinerjihad never could get the hang of the Vulcan hand greeting thing.

Best of prince of leaves
Remember kids: too much masturbation will turn you into a Members Only-wearing nuclear nutjob with permanently gimp-cramped hands!

Best of prince of leaves
"A little higher on the right...there, that's it! Now that the giant Hitler portrait is hung, the Holocaust denial conference can begin!"

Best of divine miss m
Iran: a nation so poor that its Cat's Cradle champ can't afford actual string.

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
It 2006 and Ahmadimmijihad still hasn't shed the Members Only jacket he stole off a U.S. embassy hostage back in 1979, during his big tabouleh salad days.

Best of Submariner
Madonna was very proud of her pupil; "Mahmoud picked up 'Voguing' in only 3 lessons!"

27 comments:

Jonathan said...

"Sorry Mahmoud, but until you remove that scowl from your face, you're just not a very convincing Little Bunny Fufu."

Jonathan said...

"Don't f--- with me, beyotch! I'm a member of the Tehran Crips!"

lawhawk said...

Ahmadinejad is still just a paduwan learner before the art of Rumsfeld-fu.

Time to read between the quotes - I'm a genocidal lunatic. Can I be any clearer than that?

Van Helsing said...

"Redrum... redrum... REDRUM!"

andthenblammo! said...

"And exactly who is this Maynard G. Krebs you keep confusing me with?"

Anonymous said...

Ahmadinejihad was practing hard for his next game of "Rock, Paper, Saddam"

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html

Anonymous said...

Everytime the word "holocaust" was used, the Iranian president would signal quotation marks (much like Dr. Evil's use of the word "laser").

sonicfrog said...

Amagonnajihad: "I am number one!!!"

Student: "Dude, you're holding up two fingers."

Amagonnajihad: "KILL HIM!!!"

sonicfrog said...

Though he looks so much like Leonard Nimoy, he never could get the hang of the Vulcan hand greeting thing.

prince of leaves said...

"The Zionists withered my hands into these contorted positions...THAT is why I do not wear a tie, infidel!"

prince of leaves said...

Remember kids: too much masturbation will turn you into a Members Only-wearing nuclear nutjob with permanently gimp-cramped hands!

prince of leaves said...

"A little higher on the right...there, that's it! Now that the giant Hitler portrait is hung, the Holocaust denial conference can begin!"

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, you'd be a belligerent, apocalyptic nutjob, too, if your zib was only this long."

prince of leaves said...

"My new shoe lifts are this big -- now I'm almost as tall as Herve Villachaise!"

Cricket said...

"'L' is for Lucifer, whose hammer I am."

"I am practicing mime for when the students kick my butt out of office."

'Sniper bait.'

divine miss m said...

Iran: a nation so poor that its Cat's Cradle champ can't afford actual string.

Anonymous said...

Discussing the intricate details which distinguish his nose from the nose of a Jew.

Submariner said...

"...and I'd like to extend an invitation to that Borat guy to film in Iran. I promise a 'fine reception' filled with the best of Muslim 'hospitality' for the foreigner..."

Submariner said...

After visiting Avalon Manor, I'mabadjihadi tells Kommunist Katie why he's so obsessed with invading the US.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

All right stupid yanks, you've waved that nuclear red cape at me for the last time...

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

It 2006 and Ahmadimmijihad still hasn't shed the Members Only jacket he stole off a U.S. embassy hostage back in 1979, during his big tabouleh salad days.

Submariner said...

We asked 100 members of a Ramadam audience to fill in this phrase;
"____-vest"
You said "bomb."
It was the number 1 answer - in fact, it was the ONLY answer.
Give 'im the money...

Cybrludite said...

Mamoonflower comments on the Marine who banged him last night. Needless to say, he's currently talking girth.

Submariner said...

Taking a page from the "Clinton defense," Mybadmoud states unequivocally for the UN; "I do NOT have 'nuclear ambitions' for Iran..."

Submariner said...

Madonna was very proud of her pupil; "Mahmoud picked up 'Voguing' in only 3 lessons!"

Submariner said...

And now - here's my impression of a maniacal, Muslim, historical-revisionist doing Rich Little doing Richard Nixon - "I am not a wackckckckcko!"

Submarienr said...

Fidel, a little help over here before you croak? How's about a box or three of Cuban hand rolleds, say.... this long?