1. "And on the other arm, I want a big pink triangle with 'Gay Power' in Old English font."
2. ORA: "You're sure I couldn't get Twig or Dizzle to do this?"
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4. "I'm thinking about a 10 gauge for the nipple piercing. I'm a dominant top, is that right or left tit?"
5. "I want to remark on your strong, gentle hands, but we've already done the gay joke."
6. "When you do the crucixion scene on my chest, it will look like Jesus giving me a 'bad touch' on either nipple."
7. If Billy's school had devoted more effort to literacy and less to 'Contemporary Modes of Self-Expression,' Johnny wouldn't have 'Borned 2 bee Wyold' tattooed on his bicep.
8. "What do you say later, we tattoo 'bitch' on Pedro and Leon's foreheads?"
9. "In juvie, we just used guitar string and shoe polish."
10. "Won't Father O'Malley freak when he sees the swastika you tattooed on my left butt cheek?"
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That's capital K and lower case FED. Don't forget the dash.
Best of The Man
Kiddie Meth Lab sold separately
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Timmy was later voted most likely to be called an "icehead" and thrown to the ground on an episode of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" by his junior high school classmates.
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New, from Kenner, a pen.
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Cigarette logo and NASCAR-themed tattoo sets sold separately.
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"I dinnint want mah Jimmy livin' on welfare when he growed up, so I gots him an educational, career-buildin' gift this year."
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"Mom didn't get me the piercing kit to go with it, but I'm sure we can improvise with the new power-nailer she got her boyfriend."
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The Ritchie family loved it when the Federline boy stayed for dinner.
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Okay, I want a SKULL and CROSS bones
with a white upper lip and the words "Got Milk?"
That's capital K and lower case FED. Don't forget the dash.
The Kiddie Meth Lab sold separately
Timmy was later voted most likely to be called an "icehead" and thrown to the ground on an episode of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" by his junior high school classmates.
New, from Kenner, a pen.
Cigarette logo and NASCAR-themed tattoo sets sold separately.
"I dinnint want mah Jimmy livin' on welfare when he growed up, so I gots him an educational, career-buildin' gift this year."
"Mom didn't get me the piercing kit to go with it, but I'm sure we can improvise with the new power-nailer she got her boyfriend."
Dennis Smith would later trace his strange obsession to a gift from his eccentric, spinster aunt one long-ago Christmas.
"You pudknocker, I said EAGLE, not BEAGLE!"
"Can we fit 'Put me down, Jim Webb, I'm NOT Cambodian!' on my forehead?"
V. - riffing on your #8:
"What do you say later, we tattoo 'bitch' on Pedro and Leon's foreskins?"
When we return to E! Hollywood Insider:
Danny Bonaduce gave clear indications that he was troubled early on in his career...
Bet this makes the boys in Ms. Letorneau's class notice us, eh Cindy?
Sucks that we're ridin' Schwynn's and not Harley's after this...
The Ritchie family loved it when the Federline boy stayed for dinner.
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