1. "Hmm, I wonder if she'd be willing to help me with my Hip Pain."
2. And yet, Congressman Foley is still trying to use his telephoto lens to peer into the JV locker room.
3. "But I want to rough the passer!"
4. "Security, we need a fag-check on the only guy in the photo not staring at her ass."
SI: On a Tip From Subby