Monday, November 13, 2006

Someone's Coping With Inadequacy

1. Howard Dean stammered, "Truly, he is the Chosen One, who will aid the DNC in restoring the rule of the Dark Old Ones."

2. ORAThe Witches of Scottsdale were a lot more hardcore than their sisters in Eastwick.

3. It goes without saying what orifice Andrew Sullivan used in topping this feat.

4. Hillary was outraged when she learned someone else had eaten her breakfast.

5. Mares eat oats, and does eat oats and trollish little freaks eat live rattlesnakes.

6. "Richard Gere... Call Me!"

7. Donald Pleasance reprises in Halloween III: Season of the Witch LIVE!

8. Ironically, he lost on Fear Factor for refusing to eat a horse testicle.

9. And then he sneezed and wiped out the whole front row.

10. Only slightly less freakish and frightening than Pelosi Murtha and Conyers running the US House of Representatives.

Hat Tip: The Voice of Waylon Jennings

Best of The Man
Holy Crap Stan. What did you have to drink!

Best of Submariner
Andrew yawned, "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt, and already used it for a dust rag."

Maverick smirked as he left the stateroom, "A bet's a bet, Captain, and I DID win that battle..."

Barney sniffed, "I said gobble my 'trouser' snake, Freshman..."

Best of Van Helsing
This is why snake eggs must be thoroughly cooked before being eaten.

Best of Silhouette
Some of the tributes at Steve Irwin's funeral were touching.

Best of Anonymous
Photographic proof that the white man speaks with forked tongue.

Best of champaignken
A little known American Indian cure for intestinal gerbilitis.

You think this is dangerous, I went out on a date with Andrew Sullivan.

Best of sonicfrog
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, Mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,.....

Best of Anonymous
Reverend Haggerty has stuffed worse in his mouth.

Best of What, me worry?
"Mom, Grandpa's throwing up more Democrats!"

Even the most ardent homosexual creeps were grossed out by Bob's new writhing tongue stud.

Best of Submariner
Mary Matlin always dreaded the Carvel family reunions...

Best of prince of leaves
"What's an Appalachian Kiss? It's sorta like a French Kiss...but with the Spirit of the Lord, Hallleeeeeeloooooooyah!"



26 comments:

jeff said...

Why we haven't heard from Jimmy Durante recently...

A truly desperate attempt to join the Green Berets (aka "snake eaters").

"Tastes just like chicken."

The Man said...

Snakes on a Molar

The Man said...

Holy Crap Stan. What did you have to drink!

Submariner said...

Andrew yawned, "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt, and already used it for a dust rag."

Submariner said...

Cindy wasn't impressed; "I've done that with Hugo and he's MUCH more dangerous."

Submariner said...

Maverick smirked as he left the stateroom, "A bet's a bet, Captain, and I DID win that battle..."

Submariner said...

Barney sniffed, "I said gobble my 'trouser' snake, Freshman..."

Van Helsing said...

This is why snake eggs must be thoroughly cooked before being eaten.

Silhouette said...

Some of the tributes at Steve Irwin's funeral were touching.

Cybrludite said...

So that's what's Rumsfield's been doing since he was "resigned"...

Straight8 said...

Not to worry, they do this every spring.

Submariner said...

Publicity still from Intifada Productions new release; "Snakes on a Punim."

Anonymous said...

Photographic proof that the white man speaks with forked tongue.


Dawn

champaignken said...

You should see what is coming out the other end!

A little known American Indian cure for intestinal gerbilitis.

You think this is dangerous, I went out on a date with Andrew Sullivan.

sonicfrog said...

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, Mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,.....

Anonymous said...

Reverend Haggerty has stuffed more in his mouth.

What, me worry? said...

"Mom, Grandpa's throwing up more Democrats!"

Even the most ardent homosexual creeps were grossed out by Bob's new writhing tongue stud.

What, me worry? said...

Serpents: the Lucky Charms of snake charmers.

Submariner said...

Mary Matlin always dreaded the Carvel family reunions...

Adjustah said...

Maverick and Goose knew that the C.A.G. was really pissed at them this time...

curly said...

Found on YouTube: John Murtha's parents' home movie showing the birth of the infamous anti-war Democrat.

curly said...

When Granda slips you the tongue it's an experience unlike any other.

prince of leaves said...

"What's an Appalachian Kiss? It's sorta like a French Kiss...but with the Spirit of the Lord, Hallleeeeeeloooooooyah!"

prince of leaves said...

Bill discovers the hard way what happens when you forget to debeak the prairie squid first.

MP Martin said...

Life In Hell: Ahem... "I plead alignment, to the flakes, and the untitled snakes, of a merry cow..."

Adjustah said...

"Dad, could you put the kids to bed again tonight? They were so quiet last night..."