1. Howard Dean stammered, "Truly, he is the Chosen One, who will aid the DNC in restoring the rule of the Dark Old Ones."2. ORAThe Witches of Scottsdale were a lot more hardcore than their sisters in Eastwick.
3. It goes without saying what orifice Andrew Sullivan used in topping this feat.
4. Hillary was outraged when she learned someone else had eaten her breakfast.
5. Mares eat oats, and does eat oats and trollish little freaks eat live rattlesnakes.
6. "Richard Gere... Call Me!"
7. Donald Pleasance reprises in Halloween III: Season of the Witch LIVE!
8. Ironically, he lost on Fear Factor for refusing to eat a horse testicle.
9. And then he sneezed and wiped out the whole front row.
10. Only slightly less freakish and frightening than Pelosi Murtha and Conyers running the US House of Representatives.
Hat Tip: The Voice of Waylon Jennings
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Holy Crap Stan. What did you have to drink!
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Andrew yawned, "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt, and already used it for a dust rag."
Maverick smirked as he left the stateroom, "A bet's a bet, Captain, and I DID win that battle..."
Barney sniffed, "I said gobble my 'trouser' snake, Freshman..."
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This is why snake eggs must be thoroughly cooked before being eaten.
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Some of the tributes at Steve Irwin's funeral were touching.
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Photographic proof that the white man speaks with forked tongue.
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A little known American Indian cure for intestinal gerbilitis.
You think this is dangerous, I went out on a date with Andrew Sullivan.
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Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, Mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,.....
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Reverend Haggerty has stuffed worse in his mouth.
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"Mom, Grandpa's throwing up more Democrats!"
Even the most ardent homosexual creeps were grossed out by Bob's new writhing tongue stud.
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Mary Matlin always dreaded the Carvel family reunions...
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"What's an Appalachian Kiss? It's sorta like a French Kiss...but with the Spirit of the Lord, Hallleeeeeeloooooooyah!"
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Why we haven't heard from Jimmy Durante recently...
A truly desperate attempt to join the Green Berets (aka "snake eaters").
"Tastes just like chicken."
Snakes on a Molar
Holy Crap Stan. What did you have to drink!
Andrew yawned, "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt, and already used it for a dust rag."
Cindy wasn't impressed; "I've done that with Hugo and he's MUCH more dangerous."
Maverick smirked as he left the stateroom, "A bet's a bet, Captain, and I DID win that battle..."
Barney sniffed, "I said gobble my 'trouser' snake, Freshman..."
This is why snake eggs must be thoroughly cooked before being eaten.
Some of the tributes at Steve Irwin's funeral were touching.
So that's what's Rumsfield's been doing since he was "resigned"...
Not to worry, they do this every spring.
Publicity still from Intifada Productions new release; "Snakes on a Punim."
Photographic proof that the white man speaks with forked tongue.
Dawn
You should see what is coming out the other end!
A little known American Indian cure for intestinal gerbilitis.
You think this is dangerous, I went out on a date with Andrew Sullivan.
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, Mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,.....
Reverend Haggerty has stuffed more in his mouth.
"Mom, Grandpa's throwing up more Democrats!"
Even the most ardent homosexual creeps were grossed out by Bob's new writhing tongue stud.
Serpents: the Lucky Charms of snake charmers.
Mary Matlin always dreaded the Carvel family reunions...
Maverick and Goose knew that the C.A.G. was really pissed at them this time...
Found on YouTube: John Murtha's parents' home movie showing the birth of the infamous anti-war Democrat.
When Granda slips you the tongue it's an experience unlike any other.
"What's an Appalachian Kiss? It's sorta like a French Kiss...but with the Spirit of the Lord, Hallleeeeeeloooooooyah!"
Bill discovers the hard way what happens when you forget to debeak the prairie squid first.
Life In Hell: Ahem... "I plead alignment, to the flakes, and the untitled snakes, of a merry cow..."
"Dad, could you put the kids to bed again tonight? They were so quiet last night..."
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