1. Back off Subby and SOTG. This is my prom date.
2. Nice try, but the search for 'Things that smell worse than Cindy Sheehan' still doesn't have a winner.
3. "Who needs a prom date when you've got something this warm, willing, and wiggly."
4. "Wilbur, I sure hope after you get slaughtered, somebody rubs your fat all over a Jihadi and sends him straight to Hell! Bacon Akhbar!"
5. Andrew Sullivan's google search for 'Submissive Pig Boy' found only this before he turned Safe Search off.
6. "Giant robot hiding behind the parabolic grove of trees? What have you been smoking?"
7. "What's that Wilbur? You dreamed you were being stunned and gutted by Fez from That 70's Show? "
8. "Curse their intolerance! Wilbur, we need to move to Massachusetts or New Jersey. Maybe not everyone will understand our forbidden love... but we only need four judges."
9. "You think some stupid message in a spider's web is going to change your fate? No, it's off to the slaughterhouse for you, my little friends."
10. Tyler's prom date was stunned that The Abbatoir was not a French restaurant he was taking her to.