Saturday, November 18, 2006

Saturday, When the Cana Goes Up and the UV Go Down

1. Back off Subby and SOTG. This is my prom date.

2. Nice try, but the search for 'Things that smell worse than Cindy Sheehan' still doesn't have a winner.

3. "Who needs a prom date when you've got something this warm, willing, and wiggly."

4. "Wilbur, I sure hope after you get slaughtered, somebody rubs your fat all over a Jihadi and sends him straight to Hell! Bacon Akhbar!"

5. Andrew Sullivan's google search for 'Submissive Pig Boy' found only this before he turned Safe Search off.

6. "Giant robot hiding behind the parabolic grove of trees? What have you been smoking?"

7. "What's that Wilbur? You dreamed you were being stunned and gutted by Fez from That 70's Show? "

8. "Curse their intolerance! Wilbur, we need to move to Massachusetts or New Jersey. Maybe not everyone will understand our forbidden love... but we only need four judges."

9. "You think some stupid message in a spider's web is going to change your fate? No, it's off to the slaughterhouse for you, my little friends."

10. Tyler's prom date was stunned that The Abbatoir was not a French restaurant he was taking her to.

15 comments:

Submariner said...

V. - check out http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0611/missedit_1117/content.3.html for some fodder - I particularly liked 3, 6 and 10 for the opportunities.

attmay said...

Brokeback Hooterville

Submariner said...

They may not seem like much now, but when they're fully growed they'll each have a multi-million dollar contract playin' on the Redskins' line. 'course if they don't make the grade they'll still be with the team, just supportin' in a more personal manner...

prince of leaves said...

Jim Swenson urged Bryan Hathaway to seek spiritual help. "Maybe then he can put away his perversion, like I did, and settle down and start a family."

Straight8 said...

At a secret munitions facility somewhere outside Roswell, N.M., an unidentified soldier displays the newest techno-weapon to be deployed in the GWOT.

Silhouette said...

Little known Green Acres trivia: after Arnold reached superstar status, he demanded his own assisstant and a haram of lovely young piglets.

Van Helsing said...

The concept of biological convergence was dramatically illustrated when a pig was discovered with the exact same face as Barbara Mikulski.

Submariner said...

"biological convergence" VH? Heck, that ain't eve considered a co-inky-dence anymore...

Silhouette said...

It takes a real man to wear plaid and camouflage together. Needs a hot pink headband, though.

Submariner said...

I always wondered what Woody Harrelson did after Cheers ended...

Submariner said...

How about this one, Elaine? Is he "sponge-worthy?" Damn - quit bein' so freakin' picky...

jeff said...

You've got to admit, the family resemblance is stunning...

People find friends in the unlikeliest places.

Submariner said...

If you've ever gone to the family reunion to pick up women;
you might be a redneck...

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' just kickin' back, makin' bacon, thinkin' 'bout havin' a Bud... you?

Anonymous said...

All your pork-butts are belong to us.