Friday, November 03, 2006

Ronaldo and His Mighty ManPurse

1. They said I was too pretty for Thursday.

2. "Oh, yeah, Sullivan? Well, how about I shove this man-purse right up your ass? What do you mean 'okee-dokee?'"

3. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright..."

4. And then, Franco IBC woke up... and cried for three days.

5. "Do you think the guy behind me will notice I snatched his toupee?"

16 comments:

jeff said...

"Can you tell how proud I am of my belt buckle?"

Frank IBC said...

(A fact, not a caption) Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan, his father's favorite actor.

The Man said...

Stop pushing Mike Stark, you can lick my ass after Sullivan gets done.

sonicfrog said...

Judging from the bulge in his pants, he was just looking at himself in a mirror.

Zeke said...

This is a diabetic that has to carry his insulin with him at all times, edumacat yourselves morons....

Zeke said...

Why do all these faggots keep trying to suck my dick? I mean seriously I am going to butt rape some of you guys if you don't stop!

Submariner said...

Andrew mused, "He kicks balls for a living!?!? What a dream job!"

Submariner said...

It's not a purse, dammit! It's my Vodaphone bag.

MP Martin said...

Judging from the erect nipples, I'd say he was just belly-rubbing that balding guy in a doorway.

Frank IBC said...

That's a scurrilous lie, V the K.

I only cried for two days.

David Simon said...

Sorry Antonio, you're certainly foo-foo enough to be an Abercrombie & Fitch model, it's just that you're way overdressed.

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry, gotta go, I'm late for my 1:00 with Ted Haggard.

WALSTIB said...

Does my hair... or my belt... or my nipples... or my purse... or my bracelets... or my vapid expression make me look gay? Oh good!

GOP & College said...

No! You cannot have the Mango!

Cricket said...

A silver watch with a gold buckle?
Is he mad?

I'm too sexy for my shirt..too sexy
for my body oh so sexy...

What the young male succubus wears to entrap unsuspecting victims

curly said...

"I like what John Kerry said about suck in Iraq."