1. They said I was too pretty for Thursday.
2. "Oh, yeah, Sullivan? Well, how about I shove this man-purse right up your ass? What do you mean 'okee-dokee?'"
3. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright..."
4. And then, Franco IBC woke up... and cried for three days.
5. "Do you think the guy behind me will notice I snatched his toupee?"