1. They said I was too pretty for Thursday.2. "Oh, yeah, Sullivan? Well, how about I shove this man-purse right up your ass? What do you mean 'okee-dokee?'"
3. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright..."
4. And then, Franco IBC woke up... and cried for three days.
5. "Do you think the guy behind me will notice I snatched his toupee?"
16 comments:
"Can you tell how proud I am of my belt buckle?"
(A fact, not a caption) Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan, his father's favorite actor.
Stop pushing Mike Stark, you can lick my ass after Sullivan gets done.
Judging from the bulge in his pants, he was just looking at himself in a mirror.
This is a diabetic that has to carry his insulin with him at all times, edumacat yourselves morons....
Why do all these faggots keep trying to suck my dick? I mean seriously I am going to butt rape some of you guys if you don't stop!
Andrew mused, "He kicks balls for a living!?!? What a dream job!"
It's not a purse, dammit! It's my Vodaphone bag.
Judging from the erect nipples, I'd say he was just belly-rubbing that balding guy in a doorway.
That's a scurrilous lie, V the K.
I only cried for two days.
Sorry Antonio, you're certainly foo-foo enough to be an Abercrombie & Fitch model, it's just that you're way overdressed.
Sorry, gotta go, I'm late for my 1:00 with Ted Haggard.
Does my hair... or my belt... or my nipples... or my purse... or my bracelets... or my vapid expression make me look gay? Oh good!
No! You cannot have the Mango!
A silver watch with a gold buckle?
Is he mad?
I'm too sexy for my shirt..too sexy
for my body oh so sexy...
What the young male succubus wears to entrap unsuspecting victims
"I like what John Kerry said about suck in Iraq."
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