Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Remember, Jihad is Arabic for Mein Kampf

1. "Son of Jor-El, Kneel Before Zod!"

2. The U.N. at first refused to pull his finger. Then, they backed down and pulled it anyway.

3. By insisting his finger was a ray gun and making 'pew-pew' noises, Ahmadinejihad was able to threaten Hans Blix into total submission.

4. Uncle Mahmoud Wants You!

5. President of Iran or Futurama's Hypno-Toad. You be the judge.

Best of Adjustah
"NO soup for you!!"

Best of lawhawk
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

Best of Kevin Walker
"Did YOU take my goat?"

Best of The Man
UN Rock Paper Scissors
UN: Paper
Iran: Nuke
Iran wins

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes I want that pretty one that is tied up over there...and I want all Iran's garden gnomes returned right now or I will Nuke Norway."

Best of divine miss m
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more f@#%ing ABBA!"

NO WIRE HANGERS!

I want YOU to want ME!
♫ I waaant you to want me ♫
♫ I neeeed you to need me...♫

Best of Submariner
That Helen Thoms thing over there. Have it shot and put out of its misery...

Best of Submariner
How can I offer fine camels at this price, you ask with great fear and trepidation? Because I'm Crazy Mahmoud and I'm INSANE!

NO ONE calls me a "tyrannical, pip-squeak, spawn-of-Satan with little-man disease" and lives to laugh at me. Guard - shoot my mother!

Best of curly
"Put burkas on those two freaks!"

Best of lawhawk
How much for the little boys. Your sons. Sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Best of Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
"That one! The sultry young buck with the fire in his eyes. Have him shaved and brought to my tent."

33 comments:

lawhawk said...

Welcome your new Go'auld masters or face my wrath.

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

CJ said...

Jaffa, Cree!

jeff said...

Little noticed were Ahmadinejihad's eye-hand coordination difficulties.

"I think I could play Chuck Norris - just check out the 'Chuck-stare & point.'"

"Uncle Ahmed want's you! (to drop your trousers and bend over)"

Kevin Walker said...

"You! Yes, you! The one tied to the post! Stand still laddie!"

"Don't worry, Hugo. Once the kid gets here with the Wesson oil, it will feel better going in."

"Did YOU take my goat?"

The Man said...

UN Rock Paper Scissors
UN: Paper
Iran: Nuke

Iran wins

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes I want that pretty one that is tied up over there."

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I want all Iran's garden gnomes returned right now or I will Nuke Norway."

divine miss m said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more f@#%ing ABBA!"

divine miss m said...

NO WIRE HANGERS!

divine miss m said...

I want YOU to want ME!
♫ I waaant you to want me ♫
♫ I neeeed you to need me...♫

Submariner said...

Gunner, Beehive, Cretin!
On the way, sir! >BLAM!<
ugh! >gasp<
...wrong cretin...

Submariner said...

♪ I want you! I want you! I want you for the new Behrut! ♪

Submariner said...

That Helen Thoms thing over there. Have it shot and put out of its misery...

Adjustah said...

"NO soup for you!!"

Submariner said...

No, not that ewe... THAT one. The pretty one...

Submariner said...

How can I offer fine camels at this price, you ask with great fear and trepidation? Because I'm Crazy Mahmoud and I'm INSANE!

Submariner said...

Is that the great "Avalon Manor" that Hugo keeps raving about?

Anonymous said...

ORA: "All right, who said that? Who the f@@k said that? Who's the little communist twinkletoes c@@@sucker who just signed his own death warrant?"

Submariner said...

NO ONE calls me a "tyrannical, pip-squeak, spawn-of-Satan with little-man disease" and lives to laugh at me. Guard - shoot my mother!

curly said...

"Put burkas on those two freaks!"

"I'm so disappointed in the American election results! You told me that our money and propaganda would give the Dems a super-majority and all they won was a simple majority in both houses!"

lawhawk said...

ORA: Quit with them negative waves...

Submariner said...

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagan!

divine miss m said...

Lawhawk, you only ride 'em, you don't know what makes 'em work. ;-)

Van Helsing said...

Too bad Mad Mahmoud was busy being a terrorist back when Italians like Lucio Fulci were cranking out Eurotrash horror movies in the early 80s. He would have made a great Satanic zombie.

Anonymous said...

"Did you take my elevator shoes?"

prince of leaves said...

"The glorious Hamas victory in the 33-day war only PROVES that the zionist pig-dogs are AFRAID to pull the Muslim finger!"

prince of leaves said...

Crazy Mahmoud was not pleased when the statue he was told he was posing for turned out to be a lawn jockey.

prince of leaves said...

"We told him not to touch the high-voltage line powering the Calutrons, but did he listen? Nooooo..."

lawhawk said...

divine miss m: Kilroy was here. And maybe if you had some positive waves, we might make this thing work after all...

Back to our regularly scheduled anti-chirst Superstar - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Price is Wrong.

Take that underwear off your head, Achmed? Enough is enough.

lawhawk said...

How much for the little boys. Your sons. Sell them to me. Sell me your children.

I was once in a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds said...

"That one! The sultry young buck with the fire in his eyes. Bring him to me. Take his clothes off and bring him to me."

Cricket said...

Don't fire until you can see the whites of his eyes.

Brian in MA said...

"Uncle Mahmoud wants YOU for global Jihad!"

OR

"Your lack of faith disturbs me. Join the Dark Side and together we can rule the caliphate!"