Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Portrait of the Psyche of a Very Troubled Young Man


1. The Victory party was especially tough on Clinton's interns.

2. Another Hillary Clinton intern learns the surprising truth of female ejaculation.

3. "Would Madame care for an after dinner mint? It's wafer thin."

4. Kellogg's resorts to negative advertising in the infamous "Cheerios Will Rot Your Face Off" campaign.

5. Inspired by Sci-Fi's "re-imagined" Battlestar Galactica, Lifetime's re-imagined Little House on the Prairie features Laura Ingalls and Nelly Olson in tales of erotic catfights and sexual awakenings.

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
The bumper sticker campaign for "What Would Peter North Do?" got very little saturation in Bible belt states.

Best of racerboy
Uhh.... OK, don't move, I'll go get you a towel...

Best of Jonathan
Moonbeam was happy that she could cheer up Ned Lamont.

Best of Anonymous
Gesundheit!

Best of prince of leaves
You know you've got a drinking problem when you wake up in a pool of your own used White Russians.

Best of prince of leaves
"Are you sure all registered Republicans have to go through this to vote in this precinct?"

Best of Straight8
The nationwide open Clinton intern tryouts unearthed some very promising prospects.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Yeah, it was nice meeting you too, Mr North."

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
Bringing husbands and wives together in front of the television, Rachel Ray's new line of Bukakke videos offer a little something for everyone.

Best of Submariner
Uh, listen babe - either you have a completely wrong understanding of "snowballing" or you got crappy aim...

Hillary was P!ssed with a capital P. How dare Bill ruin another of her interns?

Best of jbinnout
Munching Mentos and slugging sodas, what is it with kids these days?

Best of Submariner
whoooaaaa, Hill! Better get some Monistat 7 quick!

Best of What, me worry?
“I would have won the pie eating contest, but I got grossed our when Rosie O’Donnell sprinkled pubic hair all over hers, yelled ‘Hillary’ and slammed her face into the pie pan.”



H/T: Dwight the Troubled Teen

30 comments:

ColoradoPatriot said...

After 5 years on the island, Richard and Emmeline finally "discover" each other.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

After 5 years on the island, the Perfessor gives Mary Ann a tutorial on what happens when a man eats nothing but coconuts for a looooong time.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

The bumper sticker campaign for "What Would Peter North Do?" got very little saturation in Bible belt states.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Brigette had to spend four hours a day in the make up chair, getting latex wart appliances attached. But that's the price a girl pays for landing the leading role in The Nancy Pelosi Story.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

After the third time it happened unexpectedly, Carlie yanked off her lanyard, and spent the rest of the "Smelly Sorority Hooker" convention quietly moving among the tradeshow booths, watching from the corner of her unsploodgeglued eye for shriners in raincoats.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

What? No cherry?

racerboy said...

Uhh.... OK, don't move, I'll go get you a towel...

racerboy said...

ORA: "Mama-san say best in her life, now die happy!"

Jonathan said...

"Wasssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp!"

Jonathan said...

Moonbeam was happy that she could cheer up Ned Lamont.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

This picture (taken in 1973)provided my Ms. Sullibvan is proof that Andrew Sullivan was not conceived backstage at a Foghat concert.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. I've never been with a girl.

Leffingwell

Anonymous said...

Gesundheit!

prince of leaves said...

You know you've got a drinking problem when you wake up in a pool of your own used White Russians.

prince of leaves said...

"Are you sure all registered Republicans have to go through this to vote in this precinct?"

Straight8 said...

The nationwide open Clinton intern tryouts unearthed some very promising prospects.

"Do I get the position?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Yeah, it was nice meeting you too, Mr North."

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Bringing husbands and wives together in front of the television, Rachel Ray's new line of Bukakke videos offer a little something for everyone.

curly said...

"Education" John Kerry said "-- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get a pie in the face."

David Simon said...

Andrew Sullivan't google search for creamy facial was a major disappointment.

Submariner said...

uhhh, pardon me...

Submariner said...

I guess SOMEONE missed me while he was at sea, eh Subby?

sonicfrog said...

Just one more minute and that would have been the dirtiest Sanchez you ever saw!!!!

Submariner said...

Uh, listen babe - either you have a completely wrong understanding of "snowballing" or you got crappy aim...

Submariner said...

Lemon meringue is ok, honey, but I prefer cherry pie...
(know what I mean?)

Submariner said...

Hillary was P!ssed with a capital P. How dare Bill ruin another of her interns?

jbinnout said...

Munching Mentos and slugging sodas, what is it with kids these days?

Submariner said...

whoooaaaa, Hill! Better get some Monistat 7 quick!

What, me worry? said...

“I would have won the pie eating contest, but I got grossed our when Rosie O’Donnell sprinkled pubic hair all over hers, yelled ‘Hillary’ and slammed her face into the pie pan.”