Friday, November 10, 2006

Onward to Hell


1. "I can never remember whether Barney Frank is a Senator or a Congressman, but when he's chasing you down the street with his pants around his ankles, it doesn't really matter."

2. "Whipping it out during 'Show and Tell' was classic Jackass... and well worth the two-week suspension."

3. "Drop acid and play Halo? You bet!"

4. "Granted, Mrs. Ryan is one fine piece of ass but I'm not sure if I could kill her husband."

5. "Have you ever noticed that "Lowell Elementary School" is an anagram for "Welcome to hell, son?"

6. "Anyway, so my dad puts this picture of me with a big bottle of Wesson Oil on the internet and you wouldn't believe the sick perverted things people were saying about it."

11 comments:

The Man said...

So her name is Andrea Sullivan and she says that she works at Hooters between model gigs, at least that is what her myspace page says...

The Man said...

Well it is a Junior Page program and the flyer says that I will be working directly under a real congressman

prince of leaves said...

Hey, how'd VtK get ahold of a still from one of Mark Foley's dreams?

What, me worry? said...

"Barney Frank lives there. I looked in the holes in the fence once and found him playing Twister with Mark Foley and a neutered goat.”

Submariner said...

"Leave me some beaver."
"Leave it TO the Beaver."
Jeesh! I just don't understand why mom got so ticked! And dad didn't help sittin' there snickerin'...

Submariner said...

Yeah, back when I was your size Jacko used to invite me over to the ranch all the time. Not so much since I hit 5 foot tall...

Submariner said...

Crap! This isn't gum - it's my sister's diaphram!

curly said...

"That's right, Jonny! School sucks and all, but if you don't get an education, you'll get stuck with an iMac."

"Over that fence is the national headquarters for the DNC. I heard them chanting to Satan just last Tuesday."

"Foley text-messaged you? Don't let it go to your head, all the boys at school got the same message."

Jonathan said...

"Hey, this Kentucky Jelly has a funny taste! What do you mean 'the KY doesn't stand for Kentucky'??"

divine miss m said...

"Hot Babe Thursday on Caption This? Those go in the spank bank every week, for sure!"

Anonymous said...

"I don't know what's worse--text message from Republican Congressman Foley or Libertarian Leffingwell!"