Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Obligatory TomKat Session

1. Andrew Sullivan violates the first rule of weddings, never take attention away from the bride.

2. "The tinsel holds off the negative engrams and habaloo dipsiluscious thetan goo-bah. I can't explain it any more clearly than that."

3. "And I want lifts, stilts, and a pony. Is that OK, Mardi-Gras Santa?"

4. "Xenu deems the sacrifice acceptable. Let the ceremony begin."

5. "Hey, you smell like latex, Shalimar, and toilet cleaner. Doing anything later?"

H/T: Brender


jeff said...

Tom Cruise kept, and reused, the "Faberge Egg" prop from Risky Business.

"So baby, how "complete" is the makeup and sequin job?"

Brian in MA said...

"I want to share our love with the world! ... Don't judge me!"

"When I said I wanted your face to sparkle, this isn't what I had in mind."

Cybrludite said...

Last week on "Firefly": Mal finds out that he's married to a geisha because he accidently bumped her into a vat of glitter.

MP Martin said...

Bobby practices kissing with Luanne's styrofoam head. Two minutes later, Hank catches him with a giant woody and the head covered with jism.

head haiku:
Bobby kisses head
Hank screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
My gawd, v-word "bgbbeeqk"

Submariner said...

And the Annual KOS Tin Foil Hat Award this year goes to...

Adjustah said...