Thursday, November 16, 2006

Not Babes, Just A Couple of Bimbos With Big Hair

1. "No, Barbie, I don't think excessive cosmetic surgery leaves you with a fake plasticky complexion."

2. Still friends despite the scandal, Barney Frank and Mark Foley begin another festive night of voguing.

3. "Apparently, we're not tall enough to ride Dick Cheney's penis."

4. Everyone at Avalon Manor loved Pedro and Leon's new look.

5. "Ahem, we happen to have just given a lecture on histone acetylation and chromatin remodeling in meiotic recombination for the Molecular Biology symposium. Don't let our blank expression and stupid pink headbands fool you. We are geniuses."

14 comments:

The Man said...

John Kerry finally checks into rehab for his Botox addiction.

Submariner said...

I don't care WHAT he offered to pay us - I've never seen ANYthing as scary as Rodney's Dill!

jeff said...

How Star Trek nerds wish George Lucas would cast the next Jedi Knights....

If you aren't old enough for the entire red hat, you join the Red Headband Society.

After that moonbat Charlie Sheen, anything and anyone is an improvement.

Submariner said...

I TOLD Barb and Jenna wouldn't let us sleep over...

lawhawk said...

Olivia Newton John called; she wants her "Let's Get Physical" style recalled.

Submariner said...

I didn't think we'd escape the Cheney household alive... but I'm never going back to Mary now that I've had Dick.

Submariner said...

I'll never whine about not seeing Charlie again, Bosley;
it ain't no big thang (if you get my drift?)

Zeke said...

Brazil's next great medical industry was monkey human brain transplants, behold the truth stepford wives.

Zeke said...

Scanners 5 the return of the mole people was a regional hit in the Valley and towns with high JAP populations

prince of leaves said...

I for one welcome our new disco-dressed Cylon fembot overlords.

Cybrludite said...

Hillary Clinton & Nancy Pelosi's cameo on "That Seventies Show"

floranista said...

Set your taser on stun, Ashlee, it's Federline again!

Submariner said...

seeBS must already be looking for a bigger ratings booster than Kommunist Katie...

Cricket said...

The only thing we hate about our 'face in a box with wig' is that we have to wear these matching sweatbands.