Friday, November 10, 2006
1. "the MYDD victory party was awsom my rooms trashd my guinny pigs ded & i got crotch rash like u wuldnt belieev."
2. Your room would look like this too if you took blotter acid and watched Pink Floyd's The Wall 150 times over. Right, Byron?
3. "Ths isnt funee guyz! Where did u hide my diaframm?"
4. "I should really clean my room, but the knockers on the Thursday babe are just too captivating."
5. Another seventh grade teacher looking for love in all the wrong places... in this case, the MySpace profiles of her third period English class.
6. Darlene mistakenly thought the on-line sex-offender list was a dating service.
7. "Man, those guys really, really hate Andrew Sullivan."