Friday, November 10, 2006

Messy Room


1. "the MYDD victory party was awsom my rooms trashd my guinny pigs ded & i got crotch rash like u wuldnt belieev."

2. Your room would look like this too if you took blotter acid and watched Pink Floyd's The Wall 150 times over. Right, Byron?

3. "Ths isnt funee guyz! Where did u hide my diaframm?"

4. "I should really clean my room, but the knockers on the Thursday babe are just too captivating."

5. Another seventh grade teacher looking for love in all the wrong places... in this case, the MySpace profiles of her third period English class.

6. Darlene mistakenly thought the on-line sex-offender list was a dating service.

7. "Man, those guys really, really hate Andrew Sullivan."

15 comments:

The Man said...

So I post a myspace blog about how I am going to go to the white house and go all "Lee Malvo" on them and the next thing I know, the CIA is going through my sock drawer.

The Man said...

Kos HQ

Silhouette said...

Martha Stewart's home life surprises many first time guests.

prince of leaves said...

Yearbook photo for Missy Stockbridge, the Class of 2007's "Most Likely to Become a Cat-Hoarding Spinster".

Cricket said...

Miss Brooks has been stuck in this position since 1995.

Horny Toad: Wht do U Do 4 a lvng?

LonelyHeart: I am an artist.

CJ said...

Upon being informed that her computer "has performed an illegal operation," Cindy quickly packs a bag and begins her life as a fugitive.

What, me worry? said...

“Coolness. I hacked into the newly installed Venezuelan voting machine software and insured that every vote was blue.”

curly said...

Curly is a genius..."Oh, hey VtheK, how did you find me? Is this about my last caption?"

Submariner said...

Who knew? Evidently, the C.H.U.D. have gotten on the internet!

Rodney Dill said...

"Now there's my to-do list, and the first item is... Clean Your Room, oops outta time, gotta run."

Submariner said...

C'mon dad - get off my back! I know EXACTLY where everything important is; my pc's in front of me, the pizza is to my left, the vodka is in the Bath and Body Coconut/Lime spray bottle, the ...

Submariner said...

Dear Penthouse, I never believed those letters until this happened to me. I'm just your normal guy packing a 12 incher...


verification word - buurrn

Submariner said...

Friends; would someone that was at my party Friday, please let me know if I had a good time...

Submariner said...

It only LOOKS messy - I know where everything is; fav pants? 2 piles over. fav shirt? wearing it. Iludium Q-38 Explosive Space Demodulator? on the nightst... CRAP! Where'd I leave the Q-38?

Jason said...

Ok, guys, this is the last time that we can party at my house. The Brazilian hooker was cool but the donkey and team of midgets really wrecked my room.