Monday, November 27, 2006

Menage a Fuhrer


1. "So, how does Kirk not killing Edith Keeler lead to this, exactly?"

2. "Hey, Der Fuhrer's SelectComfort level is 65, he's very insistent on that."

3. After the war, the Galoises vigorously denied collaborating with the Nazis.

4. "Sorry dear, but there's just no more room in Hell and he refused to share the couch with Hillary."

5. "Look, his feet are kicking. He must be dreaming about running."

6. Rhea Perlman and Jerry Doyle Star in Bob & Carol & Ted & Hitler

7. Ironically, the man had earlier gotten a fortune cookie that read "A Man of Great Power Will Come Between You and Your Wife."

8. Mel Gibson's remake of It Happened One Night.

9. "Well, Rhea, the good news is, the one-testicle myth is now busted. The bad news is, the syphilis myth has been confirmed."

10. "...und Gott bless Goebbels, und Himmler, und Hess, und.."

Best of prince of leaves
Rosa and Klaus hit on a wacky plan to distract the Odessa hit-men stalking them, in this scene from 1940s classic "Weekend at Schickelgruber's".

Best of prince of leaves
"Dammit, Hans -- I *told* you not to eat potato salad before bedtime! Now it smells like a dead Fuehrer in here!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Honey, he's the Fuehrer and Reichskanzler now...it's time to break him of wanting to crawl in bed with us every time there's a thunderstorm."

Best of prince of leaves
"Aww, honey...Adolph always looks so peaceful after he's had his warm Emmenthaler colonic..."

Best of elliot
No, YOU wake him and tell he snores.

Best of Targetpractice
The historically accurate account of Hitler's last days, as directed by Jerry Springer.

Best of Straight8
Vell Fritz, ve can put the legend of the enormous schvanzschtukker to rest.

Best of Submariner
Now ist the time at Schprockets vhen ve sleep...

Best of Submariner
Quit pretending to be asleep, Adolf; that wasn't your finger poking me!

Source: Sprockets

16 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Rosa and Klaus hit on a wacky plan to distract the Odessa hit-men stalking them, in this scene from 1940s classic "Weekend at Schickelgruber's".

prince of leaves said...

"Dammit, Hans -- I *told* you not to eat potato salad before bedtime! Now it smells like a dead Fuehrer in here!"

prince of leaves said...

"Honey, he's the Fuehrer and Reichskanzler now...it's time to break him of wanting to crawl in bed with us every time there's a thunderstorm."

prince of leaves said...

But Geli, Adolph, and Ernst had no idea that this would be the last tender night they would share before fate and world-historical forces tore them apart.

prince of leaves said...

"Aww, honey...Adolph always looks so peaceful after he's had his warm Emmenthaler colonic..."

Anonymous said...

No, YOU wake him and tell he snores.

Targetpractice said...

The historically accurate account of Hitler's last days, as directed by Jerry Springer.

Anonymous said...

On the front page of the Tehran Times under the article "Was it Really that Bad?", this picture of Hitler spending the night in one of his 'so-called' concentration camps.

Tomorrow, Hitler takes a shower!

Straight8 said...

Larry and Curly envied Moe's ability to instantly fall asleep when his head hit the pillow.

Straight8 said...

Vell Fritz, ve can put the legend of the enormous schvanzschtukker to rest.

Submariner said...

Come, come; now ist the time at Schprockets vhen ve sleep...

Submariner said...

Fuerher, I vish I knew how to schnitz you...

Submariner said...

Quit pretending to be asleep, Adolf; that wasn't your finger poking me!

Submariner said...

OLA*:

♪ Last night I had the strangest dream, I ever dreamed before...♪




OLA - old lyrics alert

Submariner said...

Yes. You have got him nailed! We crawl in the sack, I've dropped every hint known to woman-kind that I'm hotter'n a volcano, and the dufus just pulls up the covers and goes to sleep!
You gonna show him what he SHOULD do in that situation?

Adjustah said...

Mr. and Mrs. and Mr. Smelly Pirate Hooker.