1. "Eat it? You mean I can't stick it in my sister's bed? How about just the head?"
2. "No way. My family's gonna eat this. You're a sick bastard, Bryan Hathaway."
3. Using his 'fan-dancing transvestite' lure, a young hunter readies his 30.06 and prepares to bag Barney Frank.
4. "Come on, I got him clean through the neck. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that when you're drunk off your ass?"
5. "Well, Dad, am I ready to hunt the most dangerous game of all... man?"
6. "Oh, stop your bitching, Mr. Cheney, it's only a flesh wound."