Thursday, November 23, 2006

Just to annoy PETA

1. "Eat it? You mean I can't stick it in my sister's bed? How about just the head?"

2. "No way. My family's gonna eat this. You're a sick bastard, Bryan Hathaway."

3. Using his 'fan-dancing transvestite' lure, a young hunter readies his 30.06 and prepares to bag Barney Frank.

4. "Come on, I got him clean through the neck. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that when you're drunk off your ass?"

5. "Well, Dad, am I ready to hunt the most dangerous game of all... man?"

6. "Oh, stop your bitching, Mr. Cheney, it's only a flesh wound."

H/T: WALSTIB

8 comments:

Brian in MA said...

"Frodo looked over Smeagol with dismay, they may never reach Mordor."

Van Helsing said...

A budding young animal obstetrician helps a turkey deliver an egg.

Submariner said...

Say what you will, but I don't think the turkey likes it "doggy style."

WALSTIB said...

"Just the other day me and my cousin was hunting and out of nowhere a doe came through, my cousin shot the doe and just a couple of minuets later here this big boy came through. It was a 45 yard shot, double lung shot, fell dead in its track!"*...Oh, the turkey? My boy got her with his freakin slingshot...now where was I?

[*actual quote from the originl site http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/braggingboards/hunting.jsp

WALSTIB said...

"I shot this fine albino fox squirrel one early morning while hunting. A squirrel of a life time! Now he is mounted and on my wall!"*...Oh, the turkey? My little girl got it with her bowie knife from 20 yards.


[*actual quote from the originl site http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/braggingboards/hunting.jsp]

Submariner said...

Yessirree; young George Patton III was a chip off the ol' West Point block - took this turkey at 25 yards with nothin' but a mouthful of Red Man and one fine assessment of windage for the expectoration...

Anonymous said...

Of course it was a female deer.

I'm not some weirdo.

WALSTIB said...

Did you take the stupid picture dad? Can i take my hands off this stupid dead bird now? I think I'm gonna puke.