Tuesday, November 21, 2006

He's Lunk! He's Lunk! He's Lunk!


1. Today on "Vietnamese Cooking with Lunk..."

2. "Will 'Puppy Love' be recognized by the Massachusetts Supreme Court? This man says 'yes.' Next Geraldo."

3. 'Ow to speak Enumclaw: Menage a Trois.

4. Dogs Go Crazy for Lunk's patented 'Airplane Rides.'

5. "What was never revealed to the audience was that Tiger died of 'internal hemmorhaging' after a rough night with Robert Reid." Growing Up Brady, Chapter 3.

Best of Silhouette
"Ma'am, I think I found what was clogging up your disposal."

Best of Submariner
Andrew then inserted a 'pole' and showed how to use one as a dust mop.

Best of Silhouette
"Now, Billy, you know we can't afford real pinatas. But I fed Muffy and Jazzy here all your left over Halloween candy, wrappers and all. Go get me a string and a bat."

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
"Ya find the damnedest things when you strip search the incoming prisoners."

Best of Frank IBC
A pair of Lhasa Apsos are great for hiding the m'oobs.

Best of Frank IBC
After much training, the Lhasas knew what to do when faced by a dangerous predator:
-Play "dead" for large carnivorous animals.
-Play "live" for Bryan Hathaway.

15 comments:

jeff said...

"We're going to the Netherlands to get married!"

Silhouette said...

"Ma'am, I think I found what was clogging up your disposal."

Silhouette said...

"Do you want dark or white meat?"

Submariner said...

And finally, I'll need a 100 fortune cookies that say "That wasn't chicken."

Submariner said...

Today on the Galloping Gormet - Penchitos on the hoof.

Submariner said...

Andrew then inserted a 'pole' and showed how to use one as a dust mop.

Silhouette said...

When refinishing your cabinets, be sure to use a fresh, clean little yippie dog to apply the second coat of stain.

Silhouette said...

"My dishes are as clean as soap and water can make them.
Isn't that right, Soap? Isn't that right, Water?"

Silhouette said...

"Now, Billy, you know we can't afford real pinatas. But I fed Muffy and Jazzy here all your left over Halloween candy, wrappers and all. Go get me a string and a bat."

Anonymous said...

"Ya find the damnedest things when you strip search the incoming prisoners."

Frank IBC said...

A pair of Lhasa Apsos are great for hiding the m'oobs.

Cybrludite said...

Ok, I've got grandma's mutts. You get the skeet thrower & the shotgun!

Anonymous said...

Today on the show, we learn how to wok your dog 50 ways.

Frank IBC said...

After much training, the Lhasas knew what to do when faced by a dangerous predator:

-Play "dead" for large carnivorous animals.

-Play "live" for Andrew Hathaway.

Submariner said...

In hind sight, the Westminster Dog Show PR Committee realized it wasn't such a bright idea to advertize on "Cooking With Elaine Chou."