Thursday, November 09, 2006

Here's Looking Back at You

1. "Wesson Oil Boy? Where are you Wesson Oil Boy?"

2. A Clinton intern is suprised to learn other interns are not paid $165,000 per year.

3. "See, Speaker Pelosi, I have kept my neck clean and my blood warm as you requested."

4. Every time you vote liberal, God turns a hot babe like this into a butch dyke.

5. "Yes, Mr. Sullivan, I do have a brother, but porky, demented, middle-aged, self-righteous pricks aren't his type."

6. "Come up with a Sunday School-related caption for these, church-boy."

7. "Enjoy it while you can. With Pelosi in charge of the House, I'll probably be in a full burqa by 2009."

Best of Submariner
Salome couldn't wait for the big payoff now that she had made it to the last veil...

Best of Submariner
Mindy didn't mind Dr. Subby always oiling her down for her physical, but she wasn't thrilled with the number of "takes" required for her mammogram due to slippage...

Best of Rodney Dill
OK so where the F--- are the "...your date is here, Mr. Dill..." captions now, huh?

9 comments:

David Simon said...

"Excuse me, Ms. O'Donnell, but you're supposed to be sketching with that."

Submariner said...

V. - re your #6:

Salome couldn't wait for the big payoff now that she had made it to the last veil...

Straight8 said...

The new 2007 style mini-burhka was an instant best seller in Cleveland.

Submariner said...

Mindy didn't mind Dr. Subby always oiling her down for her physical, but she wasn't thrilled with the number of "takes" required for her mammogram due to slippage...

jbinnout said...

caption #6:

After seeing a recreation of Salome and the seven veils, Bill Clinton shook his head muttering "If I was John the Babtist, I'd gladly put my head on her palate." uh...that's plate, Bill, not palate

Rodney Dill said...

Samson knew he was doomed as soon as he mispoke and said "... a little trim around the ears." insteads of "...a little rim around the rear."

Rodney Dill said...

OK so where the F--- are the "...your date is here, Mr. Dill..." captions now, huh?

Submariner said...

Actually RD, you're exactly 4 pics late... ;-)

Rodney Dill said...

Yep, saw that one coming
;)