Monday, November 13, 2006

Here, Let Me Adjust Those For You

1. Barney Frank's victory party continues into its second week.

2. "Awww, Andrew, why does it always have to be Abu Ghraib, Abu Ghraib, Abu Ghraib. The way you put that hood over my head makes me think you no longer find me pretty."

3. "This point of this role-playing exercise is to make you sympathetic to a vulnerable, sexually abused intern. We hope you don't have any heart problems, Congressman Foley. This just about killed Bill Clinton."

4. "Silly zombie, those aren't my BRAINS!"

5. Where will you be when your Vi@gr@ kicks in?

Best of Submariner
Manipulation check complete - NOT a Cylon...

Best of divine miss m
The door-to-door breast exam guy just played along so as not to blow his own cover.

Best of Silhouette
"Ignore the doorbell, it's just Jodie Foster."

Best of Submariner
My eyes are up here, Heath.

Green satin bra at Victoria's Secret - $28.00
Can of Wilson center court balls - $12.50
Gas for the trip to the Hampton's - $76.34
Look on dad's face when your 'fiance' has a deeper voice than his? PRICELESS

Best of sonicfrog
Notice the empty Gerbil cage???

Best of Anonymous
"Thankfully, mom and Dad Leffingwell don't bother me in my basement room so I can go all tranny whenever I want!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Jeez, Anne -- when the waiter said that jambalaya was spicy enough to put hair on your chest, he wasn't kidding..."

"Really, Grampaw, please -- no more 'colorful' stories of your Navy shore-leaves in Bangkok..."

Victor/Victoria's secret.

17 comments:

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks - just gettin' all dolled up for the Yearly Kos. Please move along...

Submariner said...

Manipulation check complete - NOT a Cylon...

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes Hastert would've been less of a stretch for the masquerade party, but the new speaker is Pelosi."

The Man said...

Studds: Gone but not forgotten.

divine miss m said...

The door-to-door breast exam guy just played along so as not to blow his own cover.

Silhouette said...

"Ignore the doorbell, it's just Jodie Foster."

Submariner said...

My eyes are up here, Heath.

Submariner said...

No, honey, I don't think those Wilson's fit right any more. Let's try on a Slazenger for size, hmmmm?

Submariner said...

"Advantage Ms. Navratilova."
>giggle<
"Oh Andrew, you say the cutest things..."

Submariner said...

For some reason, MasterCard rejected Anne-drew's Ad script:

Green satin bra at Victoria's Secret - $28.00
Can of Wilson center court balls - $12.50
Gas for the trip to the Hampton's - $76.34
Look on dad's face when your 'fiance' has a deeper voice than his? PRICELESS

Anonymous said...

The "men" of the Palestinian resistance prepare for their escape under the camouflage of a burka.

sonicfrog said...

Notice the empty Gerbel cage???

Anonymous said...

"Thankfully, mom and Dad Leffingwell don't bother me in my basement room so I can go all tranny whenever I want!"

prince of leaves said...

"I was about to suggest you get some Nads, but then I noticed you already have a pair."

prince of leaves said...

"Jeez, Anne -- when the waiter said that jambalaya was spicy enough to put hair on your chest, he wasn't kidding..."

prince of leaves said...

"Really, Grampaw, please -- no more 'colorful' stories of your Navy shore-leaves in Bangkok..."

prince of leaves said...

Victoria's secret.