Goodbye Majority, Hello Open Borders!

1. "I think they're called leatherboys, George." "But what's with the heels, Laura? I don't get it."

2. "See that pinky finger? Sometimes, you gotta get rough to keep your b*tch in line."

3. "Aw, come on, buckaroos. Three hour naps at noon. Two dollar hookers. All the tequila you can drink. You're going to love being a colony of Mexico."

4. Ever since they watched Mr and Mrs Smith on DVD, Bush and the First Lady have added zest to their sex life by sneaking out at night and killing people.

5. "And if I'm lying about border security, may my wife be impaled by a flagpole."

Best of Curious Onlurker
Jazz hands!

Best of lawhawk
It's safe to assume that Laura's back on the sauce...

Best of Submariner
♪ ...Puttin' on the Ritz! ♪

Best of curly
"That's right Laura, keep moving to your left...just like my presidency."

Best of prince of leaves
"Wave buh-bye to whatever shred of conservativism you had left, George!"

Best of divine miss m
♫ Hello! ma baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal...♫

Best of Cricket
"Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Best of Submariner
"See that pinky finger? Sometimes, you gotta get rough to keep your b*tch in line; somethin' my perdecesser never larned... or mebbe misunderestimated the value of... "


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