Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Goodbye Majority, Hello Open Borders!

1. "I think they're called leatherboys, George." "But what's with the heels, Laura? I don't get it."

2. "See that pinky finger? Sometimes, you gotta get rough to keep your b*tch in line."

3. "Aw, come on, buckaroos. Three hour naps at noon. Two dollar hookers. All the tequila you can drink. You're going to love being a colony of Mexico."

4. Ever since they watched Mr and Mrs Smith on DVD, Bush and the First Lady have added zest to their sex life by sneaking out at night and killing people.

5. "And if I'm lying about border security, may my wife be impaled by a flagpole."

Best of Curious Onlurker
Jazz hands!

Best of lawhawk
It's safe to assume that Laura's back on the sauce...

Best of Submariner
♪ ...Puttin' on the Ritz! ♪

Best of curly
"That's right Laura, keep moving to your left...just like my presidency."

Best of prince of leaves
"Wave buh-bye to whatever shred of conservativism you had left, George!"

Best of divine miss m
♫ Hello! ma baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal...♫

Best of Cricket
"Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Best of Submariner
"See that pinky finger? Sometimes, you gotta get rough to keep your b*tch in line; somethin' my perdecesser never larned... or mebbe misunderestimated the value of... "


AssPress Photo/Nick Wass/Excite News

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jazz hands!

--Curious Onlurker

lawhawk said...

It's safe to assume that Laura's back on the sauce...

Submariner said...

♪ ...Puttin' on the Ritz! ♪

Submariner said...

Nope, not wavin' hello to Speaker Pelosi; wavin' goodbye to my record of not using the veto power...

divine miss m said...

♫ So long, farewell, auf Weidersehen, adieu! ♫

curly said...

"That's right Laura, keep moving to your left...just like my presidency."

"Hey Curly! How's it goin'?"

"George, quit playing pocket pool!"

curly said...

"Sure, we got a thumpin' last Tuesday. Now Laura and I are gonna do some humpin'."

prince of leaves said...

"Wave buh-bye to whatever shred of conservativism you had left, George!"

divine miss m said...

♫ Hello! ma baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal...♫

Submariner said...

ORA:

♪ So long, so long, so long and THANKS for all the fish! ♪

Submariner said...

(Wave nice, Laura. He's the one bringing us the Illudium Q38 Explosive Space Demodulator for the campaign in '08...)

Cricket said...

"Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Submariner said...

V. riffing on your #2;

"See that pinky finger? Sometimes, you gotta get rough to keep your b*tch in line; somethin' my perdecesser never larned... or mebbe misunderestimated the value of... "

Jonathan said...

"Laura, enough of the 'Wasssuuuup!' That was sooooo 2000!"