Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Good, the Bad And Her Tits

1. "Molecular Biologists my ass. They're bimbos! Read their story, moron."

2. "Back off, George Michael. If you wanna follow that middle-aged trucker into the port-a-potty, you'll have to go through me."

3. I wish they were a delicious Thanksgiving dinner I could enjoy them with my family and then fall asleep on the couch.

4. "'Scuse me while I whip these out."

5. Yeah, like brains are going to get you a paid internship at the Clinton Foundation.

Best of Straight8
"So do I" thought the brain-sucking hat.

Best of Anonymous
...'cause at least my brains won't be sagging down to my hips in a few years"

Best of curly
I wish these were real

Best of Cybrludite
Eileen Bachendoit shows off her new t-shirt.

Best of Submariner
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian: Party Decorations

Best of Rodney Dill
But then she'd have to say 'My eyes are up here, stop looking at my brains...' Jees, how dumb would that sound?

Best of Rodney Dill
(on back) Instead of Golden Palace dot Com billboards.

Best of Submariner
Makes me wanna play mind games with her...

Best of Brian in MA
"Personally, I thought this would be in better taste than 'I had an Abortion.'"

Best of Rodney Dill
"... 'cause my hats just too d*mn big otherwise."

Best of Submariner
Sure would make wiring her up for an EEG a lot more fun, wouldn't it?

Best of Submariner
It's GOOD to be a country phrenologist!

33 comments:

The Man said...

Brains? Is she a zombie?

jeff said...

Her father wishes they were too.

How female Secret Service agents keep you from knowing where they are looking.

Submariner said...

Why would she want slimy grey matter in her shirt?

s//Jessica Simpson

lawhawk said...

I'm sorry, but that shirt says something?

She must be from Texas. They do everything there large...

What, me worry? said...

I didn't know brains were made of silicon.

Jason said...

Well, if they were brains she wouldn't have taken her picture in front of porta-potties.

Jason said...

Watermelon contest? No, why do you ask?

Jason said...

Bill Clinton unveils his new plan to interrogate terrorists.


Happy now, submariner?

Straight8 said...

"So do I" thought the brain-sucking hat.

Anonymous said...

...'cause at least my brains won't be sagging down to my hips in a few years"

curly said...

I wish there were real.

curly said...

Meant to say...

I wish these were real

Passionate Conservative said...

hommina, hommina, hommina,

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

"Gosh, I better make an appointment with my gynecologist. I think I feel a lump in my parietal lobe."

Silhouette said...

Because it's funny to mess with the foreign exchange student who doesn't read English that well, that's why.

(We also told her the things behind her were phone booths.)

Submariner said...

Well, they're giving me a head-ache...

Cybrludite said...

Eileen Bachendoit shows off her new t-shirt.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks - just an astro-physicist and two heavenly globes. Please move along...



v word - jzmpaps

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Party Decorations

Rodney Dill said...

But then she'd have to say 'My eyes are up here, stop looking at my brains...' Jees, how dumb would that sound?

Rodney Dill said...

Of course with brains that size, they'd be leakin' out her ears.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well since you're interested, its now time for our brain-building jumping jacks exercises."

Rodney Dill said...

(on back)
Instead of Golden Palace dot Com billboards.

Submariner said...

Makes me wanna play mind games with her...

jbinnout said...

Standing just off camera right is V the K wearing one of those shirts that says, "I'm With Stupid ->"

Rodney Dill said...

"Nope, Andrew Sullivan's shirt shrunk, and I got me the hand me down."

Brian in MA said...

"Personally, I thought this would be in better taste than 'I had an Abortion.'"

OR

"Do you like my new brain implants? I'm going next week to get them bigger."

Rodney Dill said...

"... 'cause my hats just too d*mn big otherwise."

Rodney Dill said...

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

Submariner said...

When Urlene answered the bell, the door-to-door breast examiner knew he'd met his match.

Submariner said...

Sure would make wiring her up for an EEG a lot more fun, wouldn't it?

Submariner said...

It's GOOD to be country phrenologist!

Submariner said...

PIMF

It's GOOD to be a country phrenologist!