1. Another indication your gun safety course may not be NRA-Approved.
2. "Don't ask, Don't Tell" may be a bit redundant at this point."
3. "You haven't had much leave lately you, have you Jenkins?"
4. Known for their unconventional combat techniques, kid-glove treatment of captured terrorists, and exceptionally long group showers, the Sully Brigade takes to the field.
5. "Ah think my 'Private Parts' have just been promoted to 'Major Woody.'"
6. "I think in this picture, we actually look as stupid as John Kerry thinks we are."
7. "You pray to Mecca, I'll cover your ass."
8. "Jenkins, can we work through your abandonment issues some other time?"
9. "I'll blow the Hell out of the enemy and you do the same to me."
10. Word of advice, should you ever decide to run for president, make sure there are no pictures of you in a military uniform looking like a complete artard.
Best of jeff
"They're so much easier to shoot when they're rolling on the ground laughing their butts off...."
Best of Kevin Walker
"If the recoil from this rifle doesn't get that gerbil out, then we'll take you to the infirmary, Sully."
Best of Rodney Dill
Know your Enema
Best of Van Helsing
French sniper tactics:"You ate all the gorgonzola? Okay, let her rip. While they're gasping for air, I'll open fire."
Thanks - Timmuh!