Monday, November 06, 2006

French Snipers Are So Gay

1. Another indication your gun safety course may not be NRA-Approved.

2. "Don't ask, Don't Tell" may be a bit redundant at this point."

3. "You haven't had much leave lately you, have you Jenkins?"

4. Known for their unconventional combat techniques, kid-glove treatment of captured terrorists, and exceptionally long group showers, the Sully Brigade takes to the field.

5. "Ah think my 'Private Parts' have just been promoted to 'Major Woody.'"

6. "I think in this picture, we actually look as stupid as John Kerry thinks we are."

7. "You pray to Mecca, I'll cover your ass."

8. "Jenkins, can we work through your abandonment issues some other time?"

9. "I'll blow the Hell out of the enemy and you do the same to me."

10. Word of advice, should you ever decide to run for president, make sure there are no pictures of you in a military uniform looking like a complete artard.


Best of jeff
"They're so much easier to shoot when they're rolling on the ground laughing their butts off...."



Best of Kevin Walker
"If the recoil from this rifle doesn't get that gerbil out, then we'll take you to the infirmary, Sully."

Best of Rodney Dill
Know your Enema

Best of Van Helsing
French sniper tactics:"You ate all the gorgonzola? Okay, let her rip. While they're gasping for air, I'll open fire."
Thanks - Timmuh!

21 comments:

lawhawk said...

Who cares about their shooting style, because they're getting some!

jeff said...

"Why don't I get to wear my head condom?"

"They're so much easier to shoot when they're rolling on the ground laughing their butts off...."

Zeke said...

Sullivan's little known and incrediably short stint in the army came quickly to a head.

Zeke said...

Hey Jonesey, How come this wasn't in the brochere for sniper school?

Kevin Walker said...

"If the recoil from this rifle doesn't get that gerbil out, then we'll take you to the infirmary, Sully."

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm pulling your cork cappity."

Rodney Dill said...

Know you Enema

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll demonstrate just how many brains it takes to pull the trigger on a sniper rifle, just look this way Mr. Kerry."

Van Helsing said...

French sniper tactics:

"You ate all the gorgonzola? Okay, let her rip. While they're gasping for air, I'll open fire."

Cybrludite said...

Re: #10,

Given that he's the apperant source of all 'tardness, shouldn't that read "Ur-Tard"?

Cybrludite said...

These "Harold Ford, call me!" ads just keep getting stranger and stranger!

WALSTIB said...

[the obligatory cap]

Hey Soldier...Is that a 9mm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

prince of leaves said...

"Non, non, Jacques! You don't need zee man-purse to steady zee rifle, zat is what Pierre's ass-crack ees there for!"

[Verification word: "cmlyp". How appropriate.]

sonicfrog said...

Ohhh! Yeah!!! I'm gonna shoot! I'm gonna shoot!!!

Adjustah said...

Smith! That is not what we meant by cleaning your rifle butt!

Adjustah said...

PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPFT!! Sorry Sir, rations do that to me every time...

Anonymous said...

An Army of Six. Inches.

GOP & College said...

If the sniper misses, the other guy is going to take it up the ass.

Cricket said...

I've got your back and if my weapon fails you're already in position.

Testing to see if the new forest cammies really did render Pedro and Leon invisible.

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice the fake head attached to the sleeve of the crouching one?

David Simon said...

"No Alphonse, I asked you if you heard a clock ticking."