1. Mark Foley begins his fourth week of rehab.
2. Waikiki Surf Studs in Heat was actually less gay than the show it replaced, Boston Legal.
3. Cheney's Secret Service detail attempts to blend in on a campaign swing through Hawaii.
4. Excessive puns on the word 'lei' may be a violation of Blogger Terms of Service and result in suspension of your account.
5. Enjoy your honeymoon, guys. The grim fact of life is that you still live in New Jersey.
Best of The Man
Doogie Howser MD returns this Wednesday night.
Best of Silhouette
"Mike? Alice threw her back out hula dancing, Greg had a surfing accident, and the boys are missing. And Mr. Phillips keeps calling about the plans. Mike? Mike?"
Best of Anonymous
Sarong, and thanks for all the pineaperre