Monday, November 20, 2006

Foxy Boxing

1. As their respective interns battled, Hillary and Bill stood off to the side chanting "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!" reminding everyone of the class they had brought to their tenure in the White House.

2. "Good, good, Let the anger flow! It is your destiny to join the Dark Side!"

3. SOTG stood at the side quietly muttering, "
Stop. Stop it right now. Stop."

4. Thanksgiving with V the K's family is never complete without the traditional holiday 'Drunken brawl over the last bottle of PBR.'

5. Is K-Fed really worth this?

Best of The Man
Rosie O'Donnell misunderstands the concept of fisting.

Best of The Man
The loser of this fight has to date K-Fed.

Best of Submariner
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia di Rossi debate what the best thing about being a lesbian is: "Tastes great!" "Less filling!"

Best of Submariner
Girls, girls - Stop it! I'm not taking EITHER of you to the prom!

Best of Submariner
Don't you hate it when the girls' cycles get in synch?

Best of Submariner
You did too queef!

Best of Cybrludite
White designer tank top: $30
Boxing Gloves: $45
A picture of you hitting like a girl on the internet: Priceless

Best of Anonymous
Pelosi and Harman decided to settle who would be the Intelligence Chair the old fashioned way...


K the P Again

12 comments:

The Man said...

Rosie O'Donnell has taken fisting to a new level.

The Man said...

The loser of this fight has to date K-Fed.

jeff said...

SondraK's first professional kickboxing match. (I'm gonna die, aren't I?)

Submariner said...

"Less filling!"
Tastes Great!""

Submariner said...

Girls, girls - Stop it! I'm not taking EITHER of you to the prom!

Submariner said...

Don't you hate it when the girls' cycles get in synch?

Submariner said...

You did too queef!

Silhouette said...

Apparently, she CAN kick your butt with one hand tied behind her back.

Rodney Dill said...

"No gloves in women's boxing, man law?"
"MAN LAW!!!"

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
John Tesch of 'Entertainment Tonight' observed that the choice of entertainment at the "Breasts Not Bombs" rally was a surprising choice. Said the sponsor's (Code Pink) spokes-boob, "It's a metaphor for what Hillary is going to do in '08."

All hell broke loose when John asked "Do you mean 'go down swinging' or 'take it on the chin' for the DNC?"
Developing...

Cybrludite said...

White designer tank top: $30
Boxing Gloves: $45
A picture of you hitting like a girl on the internet: Priceless

Anonymous said...

Pelosi and Harman decided to settle who would be the Intelligence Chair the old fashioned way...