Thursday, November 09, 2006

Feel Better?

1. Narcissus looked fabulous after that trip to Thailand.

2. Actually, Gideon would have picked her to take into battle even if she didn't lap water like a dog*.

3. I almost can't bear to tell her she's downstream from a Tyson chicken-rendering plant.

4. Raised by bears, Shee-na displays her salmoning skills.

5. "Bugger this 'develop lungs' shit: I'm going back to Atlantis."

* I taught that story in Sunday School two weeks ago - V
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Give us that, precious..." "Why?" "Because it's our birthday, precious-s-s-s-s-s.."

Best of jeff
"All right, stop the cameras - I dropped a contact..."

1/2 second before the croc pulled the rest of her under.

"Um dear, this 'water plant only' diet of yours is going too far."

Best of Silhouette
From Here To Eternity bloopers: Deborah Kerr loses Burt Lancaster in the surf.

Best of champaignken
Senator Clinton are you sure you lost your wedding ring in this stream?

Best of NewSisyphus
"..and in the animal kingdom, this behavior is called 'presenting'"

Best of curly
"Here fishy fishy!"

"Me Tarzan. You hot number."

Best of champaignken
"One can see the American beaver in its natural habitat."

Best of the paperboy
The first of 6.5 million illegal houskeepers forced to wade back across the border on hands and knees...
sigh...

Best of Submariner
Ooooooooh - I wish I was a loofa!

Best of What, me worry?
From the primordial ooze to the primo cooze, you'll find all of your primary news at Caption This!

22 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"Give us that, precious..."
"Why?"
"Because it's our birthday, precious.."

Geepers said...

A photo so vile even K the K may refuse to post it.

http://www.sweetness-light.com/wp-content/photos/Elections/r218811456.jpg


;-)

jeff said...

"All right, stop the cameras - I dropped a contact..."

1/2 second before the croc pulled the rest of her under.

"Um dear, this 'water plant only' diet of yours is going too far."

Silhouette said...

From Here To Eternity bloopers: Deborah Kerr loses Burt Lancaster in the surf.

champaignken said...

Senator Clinton are you sure you lost your wedding ring in this stream?

NewSisyphus said...

"..and in the animal kingdom, this behavior is called 'presenting'"

The Man said...

Under Democratic control, the House Page program has been put under the control of Patrick Kennedy.

curly said...

Does this lake make my ass look big?

"America's common sense, that's what I'm I looking for. Tuesday's election results proove that the country has gone whacky."

"Here fishy fishy!"

"Me Tarzan. You hot number."

lawhawk said...

Coming or going? Who cares.

I think we've just found the filth element..

champaignken said...

"One can see the American beaver in its natural habitat."

divine miss m said...

Hmm, I see some of us have to go buns up and kneelin' before we can get our picture on Caption This.

Isn't that special?!

David Simon said...

"I'm trying my best Mr. Simon, but I can't seem to find your contact lens." "You will eventually, Candi. Keep looking."

Submariner said...

And in this clip, Emma demonstrates the best way to approach the elusive, ever skittish, Submariner...

Submariner said...

V., where did you dig up the "immediately before mud treatment" picture of the Divine Miss M?

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

ORA: What kind of fishing is that? Who eats rocks?

Straight8 said...

Yet another upside to global warming.

Cybrludite said...

Soo Lin shows an interpretation of the Bush administration's reaction to the election results.

MP Martin said...

sigh...
The first of 6.5 million illegal houskeepers forced to wade back across the border on hands and knees...
sigh...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Ooooooooh - I wish I was a loofa!

Rodney Dill said...

Spawning season

Submariner said...

Oh c'mon, Eve - stay out of the water or all the fish are gonna smell like that...

What, me worry? said...

After seeing pictures on The Lady Of The Flake (Nancy Peloci) all week, it's nice to see a picture of The Lady Of The Lake.

From the primordial ooze to the primo cooze, you'll find all of your primary news at Caption This!

"I'm searching for the blonde I came with. She and I were discussing blow fish, she said 'good idea', hopped in the water and I haven't seen her since."