Friday, November 24, 2006

Farting in Your General Direction

1. As a Public Service, CapThis provides visual aids to bulimics who overdid it on Thanksgiving.

2. "Thanks for fixing my parking tickets, Barney!"

3. "Gross, indecent, and disgusting? For a bunch of guys who put their fists up each other's butts, you guys sure are judgmental."

4. "Now do you see why I keep him locked in a box with a ball-gag in his mouth," Sully lamented to the other Blue Oyster patrons.

5. "Happy Thanksgiving, boys. I'm ready for my stuffin'!"

Best of the paperboy
There sure are a lot of pig movies on TV lately.

Best of Cybrludite
Geeze, Prough, get yourself a belt for ghod's sake!
(Turing word: fuutjlnr, which I'm guessing is the sound made when Odin farts...)

Best of Submariner
Well then! If these pants make my ass look fat, I don't really need them, do I?

Best of Anonymous
I'm only bulging stretched fat above the waist, Andrew babee, down below that, I'm a shriveled little pedo-dream.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Lemmiwinks II: The Return

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It wasn't funny when you did your 'cling-on' impression last Halloween, Derrick."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
November's centerfold in "Plumber's Crack" magazine was a huge success.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"There... You've humiliated me... And now you will want to violate me, I suppose... Well here then go ahead... Come on... I'm making it easy for you..."

Best of Cricket
Redneck Chippendale's audition.

Best of Jonathan
Hey, that looks like that bar down the street called The Manhole. Um, I mean, that's what I heard that it looks like! How the hell would I know?

Best of Jonathan
Having been laid off from the chicken processing plant after the election, Macaca resorted to turning tricks at Brokeback Jack's to "make ends meet".

Best of prince of leaves
Moments later, everyone realized the stripper was *not* Rosie O'Donnell after all, but some guy named Steve.

Best of divine miss m
Dirk's less famous but equally enthusiastic brother, Dork Diggler.

Best of Rodney Dill
"There is no cake, there is no ice cream, Happy Birthday."

I think I owe Franco a Hat Tip for this, but I am honestly too traumatized to remember.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hugo Chavez does the Castro

MP Martin said...

Look Sully! Over here! I'm presenting!

MP Martin said...

There sure are a lot of pig movies on TV lately.

Cybrludite said...

Geeze, Prough, get yourself a belt for ghod's sake!

(Turing word: fuutjlnr, which I'm guessing is the sound made when Odin farts...)

Submariner said...

Well then! If these pants make my ass look fat, I don't really need them, do I?

Submariner said...

Sorry Aunt Frieda, I heard some one say "Avalon" and flashed back to Manor ettiquette...

Anonymous said...

I'm only bulging stretched fat above the waist, Andrew babee, down below that, I'm a shriveled little pedo-dream.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lemmiwinks II: The Return

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It wasn't funny when you did your 'cling-on' impression last Halloween, Derrick."

Son Of The Godfather said...

November's centerfold in "Plumber's Crack" magazine was a huge success.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"There... You've humiliated me... And now you will want to violate me, I suppose... Well here then go ahead... Come on... I'm making it easy for you..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

If that's Mr.Slave in the background, I shudder to think where Mr.Hand is.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Spastic colon? SPASTIC COLON?... I'LL show you a spastic colon!!!"

Anonymous said...

A little fun at the proctologists convention.

Submariner said...

Now is the time at Schprockets vence ve make the pooh art.

Cricket said...

Redneck Chippendale's audition.

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

"Pardon me while I whip this out."

Jonathan said...

Hey, that looks like that bar down the street called The Manhole. Um, I mean, that's what I heard that it looks like! How the hell would I know?

Jonathan said...

Having been laid off from the chicken processing plant after the election, Macaca resorted to turning tricks at Brokeback Jack's to "make ends meet".

prince of leaves said...

Moments later, everyone realized the stripper was *not* Rosie O'Donnell after all, but some guy named Steve.

divine miss m said...

Dirk's less famous but equally enthusiastic brother, Dork Diggler.

Anonymous said...

Based upon his new career choice, I assume that Abdullah had little concerns of fatwas against him upon leaving Islam.

Rodney Dill said...

"There is no cake, there is no ice cream, Happy Birthday."