Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Everybody's Learnin' How

1. Debbie never went back to her Waterpik.

2. Staffers report that Senator Clinton often daydreams while humming Beach Boys tunes.

3. ...used condoms... broken hypodermic needles ... green algae... Reminds me of my last date with Subby.

4. Another Thursday, another bimbo riding something stiff and hard.

5. At the end of Ann Coulter's fantasy, she whips out a rocket launcher and takes out the entire Kennedy Compound.

Best of elliot
Whew, there's my top.

Best of The Man
Liberals try to demonize water boarding...but I see nothing wrong with it.

Best of champaignken
New from Ronco...the Hawiian Mega-bidet.

Best of Anonymous
Steffie didn't realize her period started today until the lifeguards closed the beach due to a red tide...

Best of prince of leaves
Next on "Little People, Big World", 12" tall Missy learns to surf on Lake Erie whitecaps, using a size-14 Dr. Scholl's shoe insert.

Best of Cybrludite
Tuesday's Schoolgirl daydearms about herself going on vacation in some exotic tropical locale, instead of having to go on her family's annual trip to see the Largest Ball Of Twine In Minnisota.

15 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Re: V's #5... Not just Ann Coulter's fantasy. ;)

Jonathan said...

Andrew Sullivan was frustrated after Googling "wood and water sports".

Anonymous said...

Whew, there's my top.

The Man said...

Liberals try to demonize water boarding...but I see nothing wrong with it.

The Man said...

Mohammad doesn't surf.

champaignken said...

New from Ronco...the Hawiian bidet.

Anonymous said...

Steffie didn't realize her period started today until the lifeguards closed the beach due to a red tide...

lawhawk said...

Ah it must be time to step into liquid...

If you think this camera angle was great, check out the reverse angle.

Surf bimbos get wet.

Rodney Dill said...

Shave the Whales

Submariner said...

Reason #24718 in the list of why I hate radical Islamofascism:

It's hard for surfer babes to do so in a burqha.

prince of leaves said...

Tamara was jealous and resentful: she too got back on a board, after the shark bit off everything between her shoulders and pelvis, but somehow it was Bethany Hamilton who always got the public adulation.

prince of leaves said...

Next on "Little People, Big World", 12" tall Missy learns to surf on Lake Erie whitecaps, using a size-14 Dr. Scholl's shoe insert.

prince of leaves said...

Rioting erupted at the Morocco Surfing Festival when local Muslims claimed to see "Allah" written in the flames painted on a contestant's surfboard.

Cybrludite said...

Tuesday's Schoolgirl daydearms about herself going on vacation in some exotic tropical locale, instead of having to go on her family's annual trip to see the Largest Ball Of Twine In Minnisota.

divine miss m said...

Submariner's orders: "Up, periscope!"