1. Debbie never went back to her Waterpik.
2. Staffers report that Senator Clinton often daydreams while humming Beach Boys tunes.
3. ...used condoms... broken hypodermic needles ... green algae... Reminds me of my last date with Subby.
4. Another Thursday, another bimbo riding something stiff and hard.
5. At the end of Ann Coulter's fantasy, she whips out a rocket launcher and takes out the entire Kennedy Compound.
Best of elliot
Whew, there's my top.
Best of The Man
Liberals try to demonize water boarding...but I see nothing wrong with it.
Best of champaignken
New from Ronco...the Hawiian Mega-bidet.
Best of Anonymous
Steffie didn't realize her period started today until the lifeguards closed the beach due to a red tide...
Best of prince of leaves
Next on "Little People, Big World", 12" tall Missy learns to surf on Lake Erie whitecaps, using a size-14 Dr. Scholl's shoe insert.
Best of Cybrludite
Tuesday's Schoolgirl daydearms about herself going on vacation in some exotic tropical locale, instead of having to go on her family's annual trip to see the Largest Ball Of Twine In Minnisota.