Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dwight... is it something we did?


1. $5 says someone is about to see his still-beating heart.

2. "That's right, I said 'Suck it!'"

3. Rosie O'Donnell's interview with Harold Ford hits a rough patch on the topic of gay marriage.

4. Prussian Blue concerts have strict rules against Negroes in the mosh pit.

5. Teen Hurley prepares to beat the crap out of Teen Eko in yet another surreal Lost flashback.

6. "No, bitch, pardon me while I whip this out!

7. "Look, assmunch, you can make a case for Kirk or Picard, but anyone who picks Janeway as best captain needs the shit kicked out of him on general principle."

8. "Well, Leon, since Pedro's out sick, I guess it's just you and me."

9. "I got a better idea, Stevie Wonder. How about I shove your piano key-board --- Oh Lord --- up your ebony ass sideways."

10. "Papist Idolator! Prepare to feel Luther's wrath!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Mavis Beacon Teaches Hand-to-Hand Combat for Self-Defense"

Best of prince of leaves
Urkel looks down, sees stain on pants: "Did I do thaaaat?"

Best of Straight8
Why,yes. I am a proud graduate of the Clinton/Kerry school of finger poking. Thank you for noticing.

Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
"Hey Jackass, if WE'RE not allowed to wear FUBU, then YOU'RE not allowed to hum Weird Al's 'White and Nerdy' in the hallways, got it?"

Mere seconds later, Meat was stunned as Cliff inexplicably turned green, grew to twice his normal size, and began peppering him with Boolean Algebra postulates.

Before his Mod Squad days, Linc Hayes wasn't always the picture of cool that he would later become.

Best of curly
"OK four eyes...Are you gonna give to the UNICEF Stop Family Violence Fund or what?"

Best of champaignken
Barack Obama and Denny Hassert, the teen years.

"Harold, I told you to call me!"

H/T: Dwight, the Troubled Teen

18 comments:

jeff said...

"You got something on your shirt..."

"What's with the cross, you muslim punk?"

The moment when young Mr. Farrakhan switched from Christianity to Islam...

Anonymous said...

I'm turned on by both of them!

Leffingwell

CJ said...

Re: #4, the guy on the left is much too pretty and feminine to be Rosie O'Donnell.

prince of leaves said...

"Mavis Beacon Teaches Hand-to-Hand Combat for Self-Defense"

prince of leaves said...

Urkel looks down, sees stain on pants: "Did I do thaaaat?"

Straight8 said...

Why,yes. I am a proud graduate of the Clinton/Kerry school of finger poking. Thank you for noticing.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

The last known picture of Barack Obama before he became a Juvie Prison Bitch, as evidenced by the fact that his ears are not yet stretched out like open taxi cab doors.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

"Hey Jackass, if WE'RE not allowed to wear FUBU, then YOU'RE not allowed to hum Weird Al's 'White and Nerdy' in the hallways, got it?"

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

"I wish I knew how to hit you."

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

"Plastics."

andthenblammo! said...

"Forget about my Pringles can, where the hell is my gerbil?"

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Mere seconds later, Meat was stunned as Cliff inexplicably turned green, grew to twice his normal size, and began peppering him with Boolean Algebra postulates.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Before his Mod Squad days, Linc Hayes wasn't always the picture of cool that he would later become.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

YOUNG JULES: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there! Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same thing."

YOUNG VINCENT: "It's in the same ballpark."

JULES: "Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' a girl's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."

VINCENT: "Have you ever given a foot massage?"

JULES: "Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master."

curly said...

"Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi! Say it, bitch!"

"OK four eyes...Are you gonna give to the UNICEF Stop Family Violence Fund or what?"

champaignken said...

Barack Obama and Denny Hassert, the teen years.

"Harold, I told you to call me!"

MP Martin said...

I'm wiretapping your fat black lips together while it's still legal. Go ahead. Call for help. Call all the way to Pakistan. You know you want to.

What, me worry? said...

"You had better take back what you said about Islam not being the Religion of Peace, before I kick the living snot outa you."

"O.J. was guilty."