1. "I'll take 'things that are slightly less flaming than Andrew Sullivan' for $400, Alex."
2. "So, is this a Metallica concert or a Great White concert?"
3. Never light your farts after eating a double-habanera burrito at Taco Bell.
4. Before accepting Michael Richards apology, the NAACP decided to have fun by seeing what they could get him to do.
5. Andrew Sullivan reacts to Rick Santorum's nomination to the Supreme Court.
6. You know, if you moonbats really wanted to end the war, you'd all be setting yourselves on fire and jumping from buildings. So what's your problem, huh? C'mon, what are ya, pussies?
7. US Airways passenger from a flight where no one stood up to the imams.
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