Thursday, November 30, 2006

Burning Man

1. "I'll take 'things that are slightly less flaming than Andrew Sullivan' for $400, Alex."

2. "So, is this a Metallica concert or a Great White concert?"

3. Never light your farts after eating a double-habanera burrito at Taco Bell.

4. Before accepting Michael Richards apology, the NAACP decided to have fun by seeing what they could get him to do.

5. Andrew Sullivan reacts to Rick Santorum's nomination to the Supreme Court.

6. You know, if you moonbats really wanted to end the war, you'd all be setting yourselves on fire and jumping from buildings. So what's your problem, huh? C'mon, what are ya, pussies?

7. US Airways passenger from a flight where no one stood up to the imams.


Don't Try This At Home

22 comments:

Submariner said...

And this, children, is the reason we don't use Coleman fuel as suntan accelerator...

Submariner said...

Looks like we'll have a hot time in the old town, tonight!

Rodney Dill said...

Another Chinese Space Program Failure to Launch

prince of leaves said...

LGF headline: "Yet More Incredibly Strange Palestinian Police Training"

prince of leaves said...

Jim would have survived the firey plunge, if not for the concrete slab that got in his way.

prince of leaves said...

The bowels of Hell open wide to receive Fidel Castro.

Targetpractice said...

Don't laugh, I hear they're substituting this for baseball at the 2012 Olympic Games.

Targetpractice said...

The organizers of this year's "Burning Man" festival decided to try a change of pace.

Targetpractice said...

Seems Hastings is taking Pelosi's refusal to give his a chairmanship a bit too hard.

Adjustah said...

Can you sear me now?

Jason said...

After seeing no Thursday hottie Subby ends his life in the most spectacular way he can think of.

Jason said...

Allahu Ackbar!

Jason said...

Flaming hoops? You Hamas pu**ies ain't got sh!t.

Anonymous said...

Mexican wrestling, in an effort to revive sagging ratings, adds more masked men and additional stunts.

The Man said...

Suicide Dive Bomber (with a 1/2 twist).

divine miss m said...

Performance art. Yawn. That's sooo 80s...

Adjustah said...

Poor Danny DeVito.

Cybrludite said...

Um, "Man On Fire"? Geeze, this guy takes Charades waaaaaay too seriously!

Rodney Dill said...

Michael Richards: "That's Dave Chappelle? I'd pay a dollar to see that."

jbinnout said...

picture charades...two words...a person.......um...I know, Greg Lougainis

Bagel Blogger said...

Obviously A Palestinian Suicide bomber from the Air wing division.

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Rodney Dill said...

Dawn after reading all the Michael Richards captions